for their next Middle East tour! Yes, ISIS now has a "beard patrol" and ZZ Top's drummer (ironically named Frank Beard) has opted out citing psychological issues since being diagnosed with having a debilitating fear of losing his head. Thus ZZ Top have been trimmed (HA!) down to a duo temporarily. Rock on! http://news.yahoo.com/men-brace-beard-patrols-iraqs-held-mosul-034937048.html