Candlelight Vigil for Diacanu

It's summertime in Maine. Dicky needs to go outside. Get some sun. Get soem exercise. Meet a girl. Get shot down. Meet another girl...

You get the idea.

Computer, this is Tamar Garish, destruct sequence number 2 code 1-1-a-2-b.

[Eddie the Friendly Computer, brought to you by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation]

Heeeey, guys, don't do anything stupid there! Pretty swirly things to the left! Guys, guys, Marvin's standing on the roof again!

[/Eddie the Friendly Computer, brought to you by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation]

[On the Troll Board]

"But M'lord, they outnumber us 10 to-"

"WE ARE DRAMA TROLLS! Prepare to transport, and take their bridge first!"

[/Troll board]

Are you trying to relive your William Shatner glory????

What??? Which thread???

Dicky might not ever be back, he might have gotten laid

Several months ago. It was a green room thread.

Months??? Oh Perhaps I saw it.

Yeah.

I was talking about my neighbors Bob and Marge, wonderful elderly people having a strange period with their divorced daughter moving back in on them. Dickhead dropped in and said "Fuck Bob and Marge. Up the ass." In the green room.

On the surface no big deal, but it was at least the second time he f-bombed a decent thread of mine just to be as asshole, and I'm sick of him doing that.

Thing is, he's usually a witty and creative poster, and I was finally warming up to him again after his f-bombing my 9/11 tribute thread a few years ago. Then he turns into Hyde again and nukes poor Bob and Marge out of the blue. Now I don't care if the little twat ever comes back.

Bah.

Dicky wishes he could be Hyde.

Have you ever wondered what a whistle would sound like if it didn't have that rolly ball in it to make that shrill sound?

You gonna be alright, cupcake?

Fuck Bob and Marge.

Maybe he's at the local gas-n-slurp working for his DSL for a change.

Damn. I liked Dicky.

Don't tell me that Diacanu is gone?

Dicky's been more than a little bit of a cranky-pants for last few months, if he needs a vacation to chill himself out and get back the guy we all remember, more power to him and don't forget the sunscreen.

He needs to bring back Mr. Kool-Aid. It'll lighten up everyone's day.

He does need a vacation from WF.

But he also needs a decent job, IMO. Spending time on a message board should never become so all-consuming that you need to 'vacation' from it. That's just a bit ridiculous.

So good for him if he's enjoying life. And Ted too. This isn't life... nowadays it seems more like a circus, with some amusing attractions.

Jesus, man, what the hell did I do to piss YOU off?
Bob and Marge are nice old people, and my friends and neighbors. Why wouldn't I get pissed if someone f-bombs a green room thread about them?

I agree. It doesn't sound like the Diacanu we know.

You've only been here for a little over a month.

The Diacanu that you know is the Diacanu that throws F-Bombs in Green Room threads. The Diacanu you mention existed over six months, maybe even a year ago.

Unless, oh wait!!!! You're Enterpriser!!! You've known Dicky for years.

As I've said, I follow various boards.

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That's nice, Chaos. Now go back under your bridge.

Seriously, though: Learn some self-control.

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How sweet, Chaos. Twice in one day? And exactly the same thing, too. As someone once said: "A" for effort!

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I won't break up the feedback loop here.

Indeed. There comes a time when repetition is sufficient proof of fanaticism.