California, you're not impressing me.

My flight in was full of dudes holding hands. The westin lobby was full of dudes holding hands.

Why is half of this state apparently gay?

because they like having sex with men?

So sad.

Since your plane landed, it's now officially more than half gay.

Wait... you're not here already?

Yes.

I'm right behind you.

Well, I'm here at my conference which was supposed to start 20 minutes ago. The work ethic of these West Coast Mouth Breathers (Microsoft) does not impress me.

So you won't be watching The Naked Time anymore then Poddle? OH MY.........!

Turnabout is fair play.

Poodle when your in the bathroom and you go to open a door make sure it's a handle and not a Glory hole.

Naturally, the fact that Poodle is meeting up with KIRK just after gay marriage becomes legal in California is entirely a coincidence.


Naturally.

This says a lot. You get off the plane and all you notice are the gay folks.

Dudes holding hands is not cool, and sets off my gaydar.

Be glad you are in conference rooms most of the day. Right now you are being treated to one of the summer heat waves we have through out the summer months... sometimes through out the fall and winter months too.

Your gaydar sucks.

One thing I've noticed here is that the cups all sweat like crazy, whereas they don't do that so much in Memphis.

Poodle needs more lesbo porn

We really don't need a post everytime you get a neg, only if they come out with something funny.

I thought only gay people have gaydar?

Are you and kirky going to have a little grab ass while you're out there??

That's like saying only airplanes have radar. No, ground based and AWACS radar help you shoot down penetrators.

Sodomy its whats for dinner.

I know quite a shocker isn't it Alfa? You ever been to CA? You should take a drive out sometime.

I didn't know you cared Alfa. Don't worry I'll save some for you. Will your honey be joining us again?:hottub:

I've been there several times actually, I wasn't a fan of LA. Really liked Napa valley and San Fran. Good resturaunts and night life.

Since you missed it, I was making fun of your repeated use of the same word. Must teach that in grant writing, eh kirky?