California, you're not impressing me.

He fears the evil gays.

That's because he's a dee da dee.

Poodle is obvisously a jersey tranny

Look at this post. Like a 12 yr old thought it up.

Napa is a nice area. Next time you are there you should let me know. I have a friend up that I used to work with. Her husband is a wine broker. I'll help you get set up on a couple of free tours. SF isn't too bad either. Some really nice restaurants up there.

Hey I appreciate the suggestions. Lawyers are very good grant writers generally. So keep them suggestions coming.

Don't need any free tours from you, I can get them myself if I want.

Jesus Christ Poodle, you're a thick one, aren't ya?

is poodle secretly cass? cassandra castrated dude on some prison release thing.

No problem. I hope your AAA membership is up to date at least. It isn't any fun to break down or run out of gas up in those areas.

"I'll get my super cool winebroker friend to hook you up with some outta control vineyard tours."

You're an idiot. I usually take a limo service when I go on wine tours. Driving drunk is illegal in California.

Driving drunk is illegal anywhere, dumbass.

Just get a fuggin' cab! You're not special enough to ride around in a limo.

Well that's good to hear. I was worried you might be driving over in an older Honda Accord or something like that. I was just keeping your welfare in mind is all.

Don't own one of those...

Oh, NOW you care about welfare...

Poodle should dress like a klansman in a black neighborhood.

Pay him no mind, Alpha. KIRK neglects to explain that just because the temps where he is are comparable to the current East Coast heat wave (though at considerably lower humidity), that does not apply to the entirety of SoCal. There are a number of micro climates, and right now the temps range anywhere from 78 to 90-something just in LA County.

I'm starting to think Jenee may pull a Harmon Bokai on us.

I sure hope not. She means well.

Why?

They have a tendency to think that what works to get one member to leave will work across the board. Suggests a singular lack of imagination, if you ask me.

Ah. I didn't realize Volpone wanted me to leave.

Neither did I. But there you go. Garamet has spoken.

I thought it was because Harmon was a fairly engaging n00b who for some reason started to get riled up and after a fairly short time here, left in a big huff. I was just expressing concern that you might get frustrated and leave.

Nah, he's just trying to create a distraction so they'll stop calling him gay.

If it wasn't you, he'd be pestering Muad Dib with another Civil War thread.

I remember Harmon storming off, but I don't know why - didn't read that thread.

But, I'm not going anywhere. I've made some friends here and most times, it's a nice place to chat with people.

I never get angry. Even in real life, I think that really pisses off the hubby cuz he's got a temper.

Besides, it's kinda funny watching people get all foaming at the mouth over someone they've never met because of something typed on an internet message board.

And, just for the record, Volpone, I don't think you're gay.

Well, this certainly explains why so many of your dates have Adam's Apples...

^And Bear knows this because he likes to watch.

So Poodle, lets get an update on that date with Kirk.

It was there big hands that gave them away!