Best Dead Michael Jackson Jokes Thread

Best I've got:

I guess Caviar will be the only thing coming on little white crackers now.



Now you.

A void in the sexual deviant population that only Tranny-Shep can fill.

I know, it's not very good.

Too niche.

It won't at the water cooler.

Now only Disney films will touch little children.

The GF called and said, "Hey, did you hear that Michael Jackson just died?"

I replied, "Shot by police while entering a Daycare?"

As a result of his death, Michael Jackson's London tour dates have naturally been cancelled. They were James (9) and Timothy (11).

Yeah, stole it from some guy's blog on the net...

This is kind of like the end of the sale at the children's clothing store.

They can now take down the sign that said: "Little boys' pants--half off!"

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In one day we went from losing someone that young boys wanted to have sex with to losing someone that....

MJ was poisoned. Somebody slipped something into a 9 year old. Well, something other than what he slips in to a 9 year old.

All the plastic from his many plastic surgeries is going to be melted down and made into off-white Lego building blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

I see Storm is being very naughty on Twitter.

For the right-wingers: Did the wrong half-black celebrity die yesterday?

I heard that his body is going to be sent to Wendy's to be cooked in some chili for kids meals. So that he can tear little kids asses up one last time

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MJ will not be buried or cremated.......

he will be recycled into plastic bags, so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children!

toxic plastic from china to make erin brunett happy.

How lucky is Gov. Mark Sanford?

How lucky?

I still say he got kicked out of the Cub Scouts because he was up to a Pack a day.

Farrah and Michael Jackson in the same day? Pretty darned lucky.

And fired from McDonald's? He was caught putting 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.

I've said it before and i'll say it again:


Will he be buried, or will EPA make them seperate the plastic for recyling? Cos if I don't, I get fined.

I heard his ashes will be put in Etch-a-Sketches so kids can still twiddle his knob.

They are trying to figure out if he died of food poisoning from the 5 year old wiener or an allergic reaction to the 12 year old nuts.

You'd think people would be more understanding of MJ, what with a friend's recently-revealed aspirations for body alteration and all.