The GF called and said, "Hey, did you hear that Michael Jackson just died?" I replied, "Shot by police while entering a Daycare?"
As a result of his death, Michael Jackson's London tour dates have naturally been cancelled. They were James (9) and Timothy (11).
This is kind of like the end of the sale at the children's clothing store. They can now take down the sign that said: "Little boys' pants--half off!"
In one day we went from losing someone that young boys wanted to have sex with to losing someone that.... MJ was poisoned. Somebody slipped something into a 9 year old. Well, something other than what he slips in to a 9 year old.
All the plastic from his many plastic surgeries is going to be melted down and made into off-white Lego building blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.
You have to know football to understand this one... Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? In August Fergie will still be playing Giggs.....
I heard that his body is going to be sent to Wendy's to be cooked in some chili for kids meals. So that he can tear little kids asses up one last time
MJ will not be buried or cremated....... he will be recycled into plastic bags, so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children!
I've said it before and i'll say it again: Will he be buried, or will EPA make them seperate the plastic for recyling? Cos if I don't, I get fined.
They are trying to figure out if he died of food poisoning from the 5 year old wiener or an allergic reaction to the 12 year old nuts.
You'd think people would be more understanding of MJ, what with a friend's recently-revealed aspirations for body alteration and all.