Nuke the place of your choice!

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Ebeneezer Goode, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Kaboom!

    Aome guy's put together a mashup using Google maps, some JavaScript and his knowledge of nuclear bombs, fallout, etc.! :D

    Hate a workmate? Stick their postcode/zipcode in, select your weapon, pour a brandy and let rip!

    I already took care of Liverpool :bergman:
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  2. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Sorry Lanz, DC is toast. :(

    :Oooo: The Chicxulub Impact
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  3. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Pitt is gone in honor of FO3
  4. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Cool.

    I'm glad I don't live in a high value target area. ;)
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  5. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I have 4 nuclear reactors within 5 miles of me.
    I wonder if they would constitute a valuable target?
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  6. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Glasgow and Manchester are glass.
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  7. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Half the U.S. is immediately thrown into the stratosphere and the world enters another ice age...
  8. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Kewl!

    Well I tested out a 50MT (why go half-arsed?) first on Mecca, which was certainly overkill. Then I tried Pelosi's hometown, and discovered that Paladin would still have a fighting chance! Then it was D.C., and NY. You go full monty on NY and you get ALL the crappy airports including TEB across the river, as well as much of Jersey. It's a twofer!

    :nuke: :devil:

    Oh, and you can ramp it all the way to asteroid impact. Sweet!
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :cool: Now I won't dread the hellified DC traffic on my way to NYC!
  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Dutch Harbor is now serving fresh-grilled crab and baked alaska. Home of the "Deadliest Catch", indeed!
  11. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Yankee Stadium and most of the Bronx are now toast. Sadly, the Fallout got more of Connecticutt than the rest of NYC. Should've used a bigger bomb.

    Corrected that mistake when I took out Fenway Park--took out pretty much all of Boston, and the fallout will get a lot more Massholes, especially to the South of the former Beantown.

    Am debating whether or not to nuke Minneapolis to rid the rest of us of any further Brett Favre stories....
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  12. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I may have gone overboard when I asteroided Alexandria. :(
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  13. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Toronto has been reduced to ash.

    :bergman:
  14. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Farewell Austin.
  15. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Suck on this one time, L.A.! :nuke:
  16. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    I dropped an asteroid on Dallas & destroyed most of the US. :nuke:
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I hit Washington with an asteroid.


    I felt like a god. :soholy:
  18. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    DC or state? :unsure:

    Either would do mind you.... :?:
  19. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Nashville has been nuked AND asteroided.

    Yes, Lanzman, that is now an official WF word. :techman:
  20. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    First I nuked Northern Idaho. (This has nothing to do with Marso though). Dual II assisted me on this attack. Then I moved onto Texas. I regret to say, the none of state make it. :bergman:
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    No one went for San Fransisco?

    Really?! :wtf:
  22. classichummus

    classichummus Fresh Meat

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    Have you BEEN to San Francisco? It's a pretty nice place. Just avoid the Castro, Polk Street, Bay View/Hunter's Point, and the Tenderloin, then you'll have fun. Unless you want to go to the gay neighborhoods, gang land, or buy some crack (respectively) then avoid those areas. Most of SF is pretty nice!
  23. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'd love to recreate Sherman march to the sea only having it consume the entire south. It truly is the asshole of America. I'm positive this will piss off the southern crowd who seems to make up the majority of this site but that makes it no less true.
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  24. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    I wasn't aware trolling was allowed in the green room. :unsure:
  25. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    It isn't. Warning issued.
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  26. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral Cúchulainn

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  27. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Portadown, is it? :bergman:

    :nuke:
  28. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    Kinda neat. Found out that if downtown St Louis is hit with a 50mg, I would not only survive the blast, but would miss the fallout pattern as well!!
  29. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    The fallout pattern is BS. Remember it depends on the weather that day at the moment the bomb explodes.
  30. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Edited to reflect a proper appreciation for the role of asteroids as nuke substitutes.