What Are Some Common Experiences You Haven't Gone Thru Yet?

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  1. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    OK, let's see.

    I've never broken a bone. (Partly because I didn't do team sports growing up, and partly just because I've been lucky ... when I got in a car accident that could easily have led to serious injuries, somehow I got out of it with minor impact-related muscle pain and some scrapes from the air bag.)

    Never been married.

    Never purchased a house.

    I still have my tonsils, though not my appendix.
  2. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Next time I'm in Seattle, and you haven't gone, I'll go with you. I spent 2 days in Seattle a few years ago, and Space Needle was one of the things I wanted to do, but no one else did. (Because they said the same thing as you.)

    Speaking as a Canadian, neither has anyone else, really.
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  3. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I've only been to Canada once, which is a little sad considering how close I live to Windsor.
  4. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    I hear the ladies are insane there. And they sure know how to use it.
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  5. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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  6. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    I've never smoked or done illegal drugs.

    I've never been outside of North America.

    I've never walked.
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  7. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Never been admitted to a hospital. Never been to Canada (though I'm going to Vancouver in July). Never fired a gun. Never been to a college sporting event. Never been to a pro soccer game.
  8. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
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  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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  10. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Hmm.... others.

    Never broken one of my bones.

    Never had my tonsils out.

    Never saw Titanic.

    And never plan to.
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  11. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    I guess I've had my share and yours too
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    Who the fuck ever has?
  12. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Wait, isn't this a drinking game? :unsure:
  13. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Aw come on...you don't need a reason to drink. :ramen:
  14. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Oh, please, please, PLEASE post a video of you shooting a gun! We should take up a collection if you would do so (we know you need the money).

    That would be hysterical! To see you firing a pistol like a scared sissy would be priceless. Hell, I'll chip in 5 bucks right now!

    :yes:
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Oh, please, please, PLEASE post a video of you shooting Sokar! We should take up a collection if you would do so (we know you would take the money).

    That would be hysterical! To see you firing a pistol at a scared sissy would be priceless. Hell, I'll chip in 5 bucks right now!

    :ramen:
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  16. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Shoot Baldar? I'd be doing him a favor.

    Actually, we had plans to go to the Gun Store last time we were in Vegas, but we were all too hungover, so we skipped it. Next time!
  17. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Have I reduced Urkel to death wishes now?

    Like the little heeb says... you mad bro?
  18. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    You should know by now that the overuse of those slurs vastly weakens the impact.
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  19. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    It's just another worn out catch phrase.
  20. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    That's why it doesn't bother anybody. Oh wait...
  21. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    You're missing out. I've actually done hardcore drugs, Smoked a cigarette and had sex with a Mexican woman at the same time. :techman:

    Let's do it. I've lived in Washington State my entire life, and I've never even been to the Needle. :lol:
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  22. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Its like a bad smell in a restaurant. It reflects badly on the character of this place.
  23. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    White people. :rolleyes: :mewa2:
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    White person and asian guy. :?:
  25. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    This thread is worthless without Diacanu or Baba chiming in.


    OK, I'll do Diacanu.

    [Diacanu]
    Never lived outside my mom's house.
    Never had sex.
    Never held a job.
    Never driven a car.
    Never been to a grocery store without mom.
    [/Diacanu]
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  26. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    never "gave a shit"

    never explained myself

    never failed to get an erection... well that one time ( but I was drunk).. well then there was that other time.. but I had been awake 48 hours.. well I guess there was , one othe... er never mind

    never walked on water.. but ... I do only go knee deep!
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  27. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    All the cool kids.

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  28. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I have, but not from drugs. When I was a kid I hallucinated a few times from having a very high fever. Usually audio hallucinations, but one time a brief visual along with the audio. Fucking postively terrifying - like a nightmare but you can't wake up because you're already awake.

    These experiences alone will keep me from ever doing recreational hallucinogens!
  29. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    things i've never done:
    been to california
    worked or lived in one place for more than 3 years
    gotten a mani/pedi
    crack/meth/etc
    two chicks at the same time
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  30. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Had to chuckle a bit at this. Stealth rejection confirmed! :lol:
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