Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013.

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Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

  1. I am not a virgin

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  2. I am Captain X

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  1. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    :lol: What? You think you're going to troll me into sharing personal info in the Red Room? Sorry, I have no need to brag about my exploits. Besides, as the saying goes, them that talk about it all the time aren't getting any. :diacanu:
     
    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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  2. We Are Borg

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    [yt=Captain X]s__rX_WL100[/yt]
     
    We Are Borg, Sep 8, 2013
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  3. Captain X

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    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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  4. El Chup

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    If there is one statement that there is little purpose using against you for trolling it's "I'm not a virgin".

    The fact that you are avoiding such confirmation speaks absolute volumes.
     
    El Chup, Sep 8, 2013
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    there's nothing so cute as a child sneering at his elders' accomplishments.

    seriously son,
    you have exploits?

    or

    you? have exploits?

    (vote now!)

    Fuggin' guy... the reason for having exploits is to brag about them.
     
    Spaceturkey, Sep 8, 2013
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  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    The statement would be meaningless, it's not as if anybody would believe him. I'd give higher credibility to Tex claiming to be a virgin, or Muad claiming he believed the Civil War was about slavery, Ancalagon saying he isn't fat, or Enlisted Person claiming to be sober.
     
    gul, Sep 8, 2013
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yeah, but it's also the standard response. If you say it you're either telling the truth, or a lie, but nobody really knows. He, on the other hand, is avoiding the questions, which reveals guilt and embarrassment.
     
    El Chup, Sep 8, 2013
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  8. Bickendan

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    Now hold on here, I was following you until you got to the last item. :bailey:
     
    Bickendan, Sep 8, 2013
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  9. Captain X

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    Why would I play high school shenanigans with you when I can just point and laugh at your high school shenanigans? :lol:

    Pretty good coming from someone who's acting like they don't even have a high school diploma yet. :diacanu:
     
    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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    Wait a minute, are we really goofing on somebody for possibly being a virgin?

    Not seeing the shame in being a virgin.
     
    Clyde, Sep 9, 2013
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, nothing wrong with that at all. I am a bit concerned by his face licking fetish, though.
     
    gul, Sep 9, 2013
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    On a board full of Trekkies, it's probably safe to assume everyone is a virgin by default.

    IMHO.
     
    Seth Rich, Sep 9, 2013
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    You'll have to both qualify and quantify that claim son.
     
    Spaceturkey, Sep 9, 2013
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  14. Captain X

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    :lol: You would need someone to draw you a diagram. :diacanu:
     
    Captain X, Sep 9, 2013
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    Pure as the driven snow, I am. :soholy:
     
    Uncle Albert, Sep 9, 2013
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Simply because you have failed to communicate the idea using words. :shrug:


    Not bad...post as insinuation the guys a virgin in one thread, two more about his sexual inadequacy spring up.

    Aren't you just the cutest widdle fing?!
     
    Spaceturkey, Sep 9, 2013
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  17. Ten Lubak

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    If you're not having sex because you think it will upset god, then that's incredibly shameful. And it makes you a complete fucking loser.
     
    Ten Lubak, Sep 9, 2013
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  18. Captain X

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    I understand that you aren't bright enough to figure things out unless they're pointed out to you.

    Shhh... Stop trying to hide it, man. We all know this is really about your own inadequacies and fears. :itsokay:
     
    Captain X, Sep 9, 2013
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  19. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    :brood:

    I am not fat.
     
    Ancalagon, Sep 9, 2013
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    This thread is hysterical. :lol:
     
    Dr. Krieg, Sep 9, 2013
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    back to "I know you are but what am I"?

    yup,
    You're winning the internetz there, kiddo.
     
    Spaceturkey, Sep 9, 2013
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  22. Captain X

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    You really shouldn't project yourself onto others like that. :diacanu:
     
    Captain X, Sep 9, 2013
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  23. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    and WRR...

    sad that this is the state of today's youth and their ability to retort.


    and now, for no relevant reason, a picture of an awesome crossover.
    [​IMG]
     
    Spaceturkey, Sep 9, 2013
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  24. The Exception

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    Regardless of whether Captain X is a virgin, likes anime, or whatever, he's still an annoying little git.
     
    The Exception, Sep 9, 2013
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  25. Captain X

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    Only to assholes like yourself. ;)
     
    Captain X, Sep 9, 2013
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  26. The Original Faceman

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    :tbbs:
     
    The Original Faceman, Sep 9, 2013
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  27. Captain X

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    :itsokay:
     
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    [?=I'm a virgin]I'm a-vergin' on walking out of this junior high thread and not lookin' back.[/?]
     
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  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Good one! :rotfl:
     
    gul, Sep 9, 2013
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  30. Captain X

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    [YT="Scott Joplin Makes Everything Better"]njt8Ae7Dqhc[/YT]
     
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