Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013.

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Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

  1. I am not a virgin

    13 vote(s)
    65.0%

  2. I am Captain X

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

    Vote now!
    The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013
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  2. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    I thought it said Captain Tex :(
    Tex, Sep 7, 2013
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    everybody knows there isn't a hole in your body that hasn't been filled, you slut.
    Spaceturkey, Sep 7, 2013
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  4. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    :nottex:
    Tamar Garish, Sep 7, 2013
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Just one of he many ways that I was better than CaptainX as a teenager.
    gul, Sep 7, 2013
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  6. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Did Captain X say he was?
    RickDeckard, Sep 7, 2013
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  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Yes he did. :bergman:
    The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013
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  8. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Where?
    RickDeckard, Sep 7, 2013
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  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    In a thread.
    The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013
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  10. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    The evidence can be found here :bergman:
    gul, Sep 7, 2013
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Good for him.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Sep 7, 2013
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  12. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Two people have voted that they are CaptainX. Who does he think he is, Spartacus?
    gul, Sep 7, 2013
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  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Is it really?
    The Original Faceman, Sep 7, 2013
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  14. John Castle

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    John Castle, Sep 7, 2013
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  15. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    teh baba
    Starchaser, Sep 7, 2013
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  16. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    My, would you look at all the insecure people. :diacanu:
    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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  17. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You gonna vote?
    The Original Faceman, Sep 8, 2013
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  18. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    No, I'm going to point and laugh. :lol:
    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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  19. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    Are we really going to make fun of him for having no sexual experience? I would think that would be punishment enough.
    The Exception, Sep 8, 2013
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  20. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    What amuses me with the continued claim that I have no sense of humor, especially in light of how much humor I'm clearly deriving from all of you right now. :lol:
    Captain X, Sep 8, 2013
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  21. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Your father Dayton must be so proud. :ramen:
    Soma, Sep 8, 2013
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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    what Anna said.
    Spaceturkey, Sep 8, 2013
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  23. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    It's pretty easy to find out Captain X's true identity. He's left a trail of internet breadcrumbs that anyone can follow.

    I've seen his photo.

    Trust me, he's a virgin. :yes:
    We Are Borg, Sep 8, 2013
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  24. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Still no denial.....
    El Chup, Sep 8, 2013
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  25. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Oh, he's in denial.
    We Are Borg, Sep 8, 2013
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    anyway, I don't think I was ever a virgin like Captain X.

    I figured out how to jerk off in the interim years.
    Spaceturkey, Sep 8, 2013
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  27. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Hey I'm noticing the four horseman avatar theme is catching on again.

    Reminds me of Team Shiny, and the Rep Pack.

    Good times. :)
    Clyde, Sep 8, 2013
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  28. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    There's actually a picture of him on Wordforge, or at least there was before the purge.
    gul, Sep 8, 2013
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  29. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Oh? Link?

    Does he look butt broken?
    El Chup, Sep 8, 2013
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  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    The Exception killed it. X was leering at a sci-fi convention girl.
    gul, Sep 8, 2013
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