Are you a virgin, like Captain X?

What? You think you're going to troll me into sharing personal info in the Red Room? Sorry, I have no need to brag about my exploits. Besides, as the saying goes, them that talk about it all the time aren't getting any.

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If there is one statement that there is little purpose using against you for trolling it's "I'm not a virgin".

The fact that you are avoiding such confirmation speaks absolute volumes.

there's nothing so cute as a child sneering at his elders' accomplishments.

seriously son,
you have exploits?

or

you? have exploits?

(vote now!)

Fuggin' guy... the reason for having exploits is to brag about them.

The statement would be meaningless, it's not as if anybody would believe him. I'd give higher credibility to Tex claiming to be a virgin, or Muad claiming he believed the Civil War was about slavery, Ancalagon saying he isn't fat, or Enlisted Person claiming to be sober.

Yeah, but it's also the standard response. If you say it you're either telling the truth, or a lie, but nobody really knows. He, on the other hand, is avoiding the questions, which reveals guilt and embarrassment.

Now hold on here, I was following you until you got to the last item.

Why would I play high school shenanigans with you when I can just point and laugh at your high school shenanigans?

Pretty good coming from someone who's acting like they don't even have a high school diploma yet.

Wait a minute, are we really goofing on somebody for possibly being a virgin?

Not seeing the shame in being a virgin.

No, nothing wrong with that at all. I am a bit concerned by his face licking fetish, though.

On a board full of Trekkies, it's probably safe to assume everyone is a virgin by default.

IMHO.

You'll have to both qualify and quantify that claim son.

You would need someone to draw you a diagram.

Pure as the driven snow, I am.

Simply because you have failed to communicate the idea using words.


Not bad...post as insinuation the guys a virgin in one thread, two more about his sexual inadequacy spring up.

Aren't you just the cutest widdle fing?!

If you're not having sex because you think it will upset god, then that's incredibly shameful. And it makes you a complete fucking loser.

I understand that you aren't bright enough to figure things out unless they're pointed out to you.

Shhh... Stop trying to hide it, man. We all know this is really about your own inadequacies and fears.

I am not fat.

This thread is hysterical.

back to "I know you are but what am I"?

yup,
You're winning the internetz there, kiddo.

You really shouldn't project yourself onto others like that.

and WRR...

sad that this is the state of today's youth and their ability to retort.


and now, for no relevant reason, a picture of an awesome crossover.

Regardless of whether Captain X is a virgin, likes anime, or whatever, he's still an annoying little git.

Only to assholes like yourself.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[?=I'm a virgin]I'm a-vergin' on walking out of this junior high thread and not lookin' back.[/?]

Good one!

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