John Castle's Greatest Hits

Cultural literacy. You should try it sometime, you might like it.

I'm still trying to articulate it.

Contrary to popular belief among those who consider you witty, words mean things and random references unconnected to anything at hand make you look retarded.

And your inability to connect to near-universal cultural and literary references doesn't make you anything other than a cultural illiterate. Make another excuse about it, you little poofter.

Five pages and I'm still not seeing any hits. Dayton must be pleased.

John Castle has done a better job than Dayton of deleting his Internet history. Dayton should hire him for his campaign staff.

If that were the case the entire text of Dayton's speeches would read - "redacted".

He manages to delete his hysterical rants, sure, but he doesn't manage to delete his history of working for a scam artist who rips off writers. That con to get people to work for you for free is one of the oldest cons in the book.

Edit by Bick: Redacting URLs.

What are you talking about?

Aren't you making a potentially libelous statement?

Btw, Liet, posting someone's LinkedIn profile? Not cool mate. Are you going to link to Castle's Facebook page as well?

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Why wouldn't he do that? You think Liet has any scruples at all?

What a dull thread. No baby eating, holocaust denying, nothing. Zzzzzzzzz

You should spice it up by proving how fucking hard I pwn you some more. Tell some more lies, grab some more of my images off Facebook -- wait, that was Liet who did that for you, I forgot that you're too fucking pathetic to even do that much for yourself. Fuckin' loser. But prove how much of a loser you are. Show them all how bad you want to kiss my pasty white ass by aping my style some more. G'head, mark yourself as a pitiful little Castle groupie.

You gotta ape my av choice. Got no sense of style of your own. Let's see you do some other pathetic shit to prove how much I own you.

C'mon John, don't get your vagazille in an uproar. I have the same Avatar I've always had.

Which is not just a lie, but a documented lie. Point of interest: do you know what that flag is you're using for an avatar now?

It's the truth, John. But, you can't handle the truth!

I have five images now demonstrating that you're lying. Shall I change my avatar again so that you can, predictably, lie a sixth time?

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Of course you don't. Inferior lifeforms aren't expected to know as much as their betters. Now dance for the good people, puppet.

It's like buttsauce, but with more... y'know... cake.

WTF is with all the attention SkinOfJohnVisionrazerCastle is suddenly getting?

He's not worthy of a squeaky fart. But it has been amusing to browse some of the threads and he see his epic failure.

Your avatar has been deprived of the bounce. Reflect on that and weep.

Not if you click on it.

I wouldn't click on your filthy avatar with a ten foot cursor.

But because I am a merciful deity, be holed -- the bounce brought to you in glorious slow motion!

Sweet! I'll be visiting your profile page often!

One of the best avatars in WF history

That's the wrong smiley. You need one of a seal bouncing a beach ball on its snout. Get to finding it, then. Chop-chop.