John Castle's Greatest Hits

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  1. John Castle

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    Opting for DD&B again, huh?
  2. John Castle

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    Gul is not Scottish. Just sayin'.
  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Sorry . . . Eet's nae Scottish, it's crrrap!
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  4. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    So shut up.
  5. John Castle

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    Eff et's note Scote-ush, et's CRRRRAHP! :bigass:
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Already asked and answered.

    That you are incapable of understanding the answer in no way obligates me to provide a new and different answer.
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    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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    Claiming to know how Richard Simmon's responded to an ad for a particular sex toy, is about a thousand times gayer.
  8. We Are Borg

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    Also, this thread is about John Castle. Who likes vaping. Which is really a form of cock-smoking.

    Ergo, this thread is double gay.
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  9. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Don't forget the kitten raping.
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  10. John Castle

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    I wouldn't know. Interestingly, it seems that you would.
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    :huh: I'm not the one that puts long, hard things in my mouth and sucks on them.
  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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  13. John Castle

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    That doesn't jive with you knowing about sucking on long, hard things, now does it?
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  16. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Who's to say it isn't you? And by you, I mean the character, not any one particular person who's running him.
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  19. John Castle

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    I am.
  20. John Castle

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    I've never asked your grandmother to do that. Other things. Not that.
  21. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    But haven't you previously and recently claimed you are often lying on here and orchestrating a massive troll? How do we know that the Twitter account isn't set up by you - or at least someone you are conspiring with?
  22. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    To be fair, the author of that twitter account is a far better writer than John Castle could ever hope to be, so while it may be his co-conspirator it's not him.
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  23. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    So you claim to be the only person behind the persona? Very interesting. I hope you have a trademark, because some of the others might not agree with your claim.
  24. John Castle

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    Well, now, I wonder why I would lie here. It really is a mystery, isn't it? I mean, with the completely dishonest shit you people pull, what ever could possess me to be less than forthcoming with all of you?
  25. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You know you've got problems when, as a writer, your parody is apparently more talented than you! :rotfl:
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  26. John Castle

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    That's not a parody. It's an impersonation. Interestingly, Twitter does not share your sense of humor about that kind of thing.
  27. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Then what credible belief are we supposed to have that you have no involvement in that Twitter account?

    Can't have it both ways skinofdouche. Either it's a big "amusing" troll by you, or you're being truthful about things. Which is it?

    If you are routinely lying then I that that confirms what I have always said, that you are desperate for attention in any way possible.
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    Annnnnnnndddd here's the Butthurt!:rofl:
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    Yay!
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  30. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Why haven't you had it shut down then? Well, I know why, because a a quick Google of Twitter's rules shows why....

    1) You have no trademark.
    2) The account name is "visionrazor", not your real name or the other handle you use on there.
    3) The bio says "not the failed writer", it it's not claiming to be you.

    Therefore, parody, no? Seems to me that you would have tried to have it taken down if it breached the rules, which suggests that either you tried and failed, or you were content for it to stay to either generate some attention for yourself or you were otherwise involved in it.