Is Anyone That Posts Here Afraid of Me or Feel Threatened By Me? Speak Up.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ah, so you are basically saying there is some logic to the idea that Dayton did it. When do you plan to apologize for your meltdown over me saying there was some logic to the idea that you might be NotDayton?
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    By the way, this thread is fucking awesome. I nominate this for a Wordforge Gold award.
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  3. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I honestly drew the conclusion the El Chup was the most likely candidate for the person behind the NotDayton account. I have laid out the reasons why once or twice.
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  4. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    You, sir, are a joke, and anybody who feels threatened by you is a pussy.
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Mr. Bumpster, how do you know that Dayton is a joke?
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    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    You think that makes it less likely? I think that justifies it. If others have done it to him, he's not only more likely to do the same, he's right in doing the same. You reap what you sow, and if you reap without sowing, you must sow to make up the difference.

    EDIT: My point here is not that you deserve to be threatened; nobody deserves to be threatened. But if you're going to accuse the young man of threatening you when he hasn't, he might just as well do it, eh? If one is going to "do the time" irrespective of guilt, he may just as well do, after the fact, what he's been accused of.
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  7. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    Look at the way you all treat him; how could he be anything other than a joke?
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  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Much familiarity you seem to have with this place. Interesting. Is your name Daniel?
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  9. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    I've been lurking for a long time. And no.
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    But if you'd been lurking, you'd have tripped some of the motion sensors, and the dog most certainly would've detected your presence, or at least alerted to your scent. I suspect you've been somehow monitoring us electronically. I'm not sure how, but it's certainly a better explanation than some kind of phantom ninja hiding behind the couch.
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    Welcome to the board.....? :unsure:
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    Have you met the dog? It's a 12-year-old arthritic dachshund.
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  13. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    No, I've been hiding behind the couch. It's because of all the daleks.
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  14. The Original Faceman

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    I feel Dayton made a threat, yes.
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    An online threat? How does that mean anything?
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    Oh good god, if you are going to threaten people on the internet please do recognize you are going to look like a complete ass, and you have lost whatever argument caused you to make such a dumb mistake. You tried to intimidate someone because you could not make the argument, and really that is just a dumbshit move. Oh, and yes the mods need to do something about online threats and doxxing. If they do not they potentially have legal liability if there is some sort of legal or criminal case. I recognize they cannot let certain things happen because of such liability, and it does not matter if they know you are just kidding.

    I believe you are just kidding about as much as much as I believe anything that comes out of your mouth. I believe you do mean it in the moment of your fit. Unlike a face to face conversation you would, like most people, calm down before you got into the physical location of someone else. As for calling someone's place of employment I highly doubt you have the self control to actually come off as anything but a ranting lunatic in the moment. Most bosses have dealt with screaming loonies and are probably either going to ignore it, or contact their HR and security to see about what can be done to put the loonie bird in jail. Really, they are not going to get involved much with a hotheaded retard like yourself whining about some internet fight. It is not how it gets accomplished son. Take it from someone who knows.

    As for hacking, I doubt you could pull off the instructions from some script kiddie to accomplish much. The true dedication needed to get around your standard internet security is well beyond your mental dysfunction, and anyone who does not know not to open attachments from you or give away any personal info to a person like you deserves what they get.

    God this is fucking pathetic when you whine because the mods have rules and they do not let you go off willie nilly threatening people. As for your claims someone does things to you IRL I would take a look at your real life shenanigans. Troll trick number 5017 on how to look badder than you really are: paranoid idiots are their own worse enemy and will do more to hurt themselves than you can do, so just take credit for them screwing themselves and act spooky. Seeing as how you are easy to rile up, and dumb as a stump I am pretty sure you will find it is not the internet's fault people do not like you at work, you did it all to yourself.
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  17. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Yeah! It's not even on writing.
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  18. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    ? What are you eluding too?
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  19. The Original Faceman

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    He's going to come to your house and cut off your dick.
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    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    wut

    I thought Tererun was a girl.
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  21. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    No
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  22. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    waaaaaaaaat :(
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  23. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    More liek 'welcome to the bored', amirite? :meh:
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  24. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    wat? y r u bored?
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    4Chan rejects bore me, that's why :bailey:
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    If he does a decent job of it it might give him a tip.
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  27. The Original Faceman

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    Worst dual ever.
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  28. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    Nobody gets rejected from 4chan tho.
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  29. Shirogayne

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    I'm already bored of this dual.

    NotDayton set the bar into the stratosphere for funny duals, but come on. :shrug:
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  30. Thumpster Von Bumpster

    Thumpster Von Bumpster comedite cibum quasi putredo consumendus

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    wat

    u think I M a dual? Whoze? dafuq d00d
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