All Black comic book characters should be replaced with white actors for film adaptations

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Doesn't matter because it's okay to race switch according to BlackForge.
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    I'd like to see Jesus played by a Middle Eastern man. It would be historically accurate (despite the fact he's a fictional character) and it would make this casting look tame.

    Just not Zendaya!!! It's not even a real name!


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    I already did. If you can't read at grade level, that's not my problem. :shrug:
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  4. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    So it's a double standard then?
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    It is what the market bares. If you think they are wrong start your own politically correct, no white people allowed, movie studio and show everyone how wrong they are. You sound like the politically correct whiners about video games who either won't produce their own or who actually does only to find it doesn't sell and is a financial disaster for his backers.
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    Ouside of Franklin, Token and the maid from Tom and Jerry I am not aware of any black comic book characters.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I'm pretty sure Kats was being sarcastic, homie.
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    Bears, not bares.
    To illustrate: Bear (noun), animal; bear (verb, adjective), to support. Bare (noun, verb), exposed, to expose.
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    Post #17 :brood:
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    :jayzus:

    And kid wonders why everyone thinks he is young, not that bright, and has the PRAXIS analysis score of a urine sprinkled sports section of the bumfuck times found lying beside the shitter in a Love's truck stop.
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  12. K.

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    You're arguing physical characteristics of comic book characters are defined by the way their bodies are drawn? Then show me the outrage over Maguire and Holland both being under 6 ft tall.
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    MJ being Black? Doesn't really matter... it's a realistic reflection of relationships in 21st century multicultural cities.

    Didn't see Annie, doesn't really matter to the character either... although I would like to see a mash up of daddy warbucks and Tony Stark.

    White Johnny Storm would've been one less thing on the poster for me to look at and not see unnecessary pandering. I may have had an easier time if Sue had also been cast with a Black actress or if either Reed or Ben had been. Although, I can see how SJWs woulda been all over Thing being Black with accusations of stereotyping black men :rolleyes:

    Now Anne (with an "E" ;) ) you could recast either by having her mixed Miq'maq/Anglo, or setting her origin in Africville, Nova Scotia with Black/White heritage. Either would add a neat dimension to the story because it was hella racist back then... still is.
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  14. The Prussian Mafia

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    Why? I'm not talking about outrage about the actors playing the roles. I'm only talking about the "defined" characteristics being based on the artwork. MJ has always been drawn and defined as a feisty red head. You and Anna claim otherwise. That's the only point I'm really arguing here. And to be honest, I'm not even sure why I'm bothering.

    I could give a fuck who they cast but don't act like fans who've read the comics for years shouldn't expect the characters to look on the screen as they do in the comic. Be original! Create a fucking NEW character and cast whoever the fuck you want. Or don't cast MJ at all.
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    I've never said she hasn't always been a redhead.

    I am saying that if someone wants to make her black or Hispanic or Asian or half-Klingon that it doesn't take away from her being feisty or any other the other reasons she is to Peter.

    Are you gonna claim that Kirsten Dunst' MJ is anything like she was in the comics? FFS, she had a new boyfriend for every fucking movie :jayzus: But hey, she had the red hair and was white, so cool beans. : busheep:

    Just...

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    Yeah, since that's what the argument is about, I'm not sure either. Let us know when you figure it out. Meanwhile, I maintain that making MJ black is no more a change to the basic core of her character than changing her height was; that it is impossible to cast an actor to perfectly look like any drawing anyway; and that indeed the physical characteristics of these characters change drastically even from one artist to the next.
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    Isn't Iron Blackwoman a new character..who people are pissed over?

    One could argue that MJ's upbringing as a black girl versus a white one would result in a different character. Maybe Peter is attracted to her because of her inherent privilege, or similar cultural heritage (like attracts like, statistically). But if it was never written, we'll never know.
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    That's the point I was trying to make earlier with the little comprehension test. To argue that MJ's race is a core aspect of the character is to pretty much turn Peter into something he isn't -- you've chosen perhaps the most friendly version of that; the more direct interpretation would of course involve Peter being only interested in white girls. But even with your version, it would involve a major change: one thing he's never had is a penchant for privilege. Note how he interacts with the FF in ASM 8, or with the Avengers in the first Annual, or with Tony in practically every co-appearance. He strives for acceptance and access to establishment, but he strongly dislikes every sign of the privilege that comes with it.
  19. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I just want to ask a question and I want a yes or no answer. Is Mary Jane Watson depicted as being a white female and has been for fifty years without deviation, yes or no?
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    I honestly don't care who they cast. One of the best Romeo and Juliet pieces I have seen was set in modern Miami with a white Romeo and a Cuban girl playing Juliet.

    Stories can be recast any way people wish.
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  21. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Sounds like Anna's an oreo.

    Someone color the bitch with a white pencil please so there's a chance she'll actually shut the fuck up.

    Race and background are meaningless - it's all the colored pencils what matters.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    No. That's never been in dispute.

    :bye:
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Sorry, this was funnier when Liet pulled the Oreo card years ago.

    You're so 200-late :no:
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    I bet you have problems with women in general, in that they don't want to fuck you at all. :yes:
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    I object to Scott Bakula playing every race, gender, and handicap in "Quantum Leap".
    He should have only leaped into himself, in the present.
    And prayed to Jesus.
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  27. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Can you show us a picture of a non white MJ?
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    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Improve race relations in America !!!

    Fuck more money to single moms and more handouts targeted at blacks -

    Black markers all around. Just color 'em all in.
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    Explain what her looks add to the story.

    Go on.

    It'll be a good exercise in character analysis for when you have to write that essay on Hamlet for remedial English this year. :)
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh cool, Dayton's got another guy on the spectrum, so we won't be so lonely anymore here.

    :pathead:

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