I've Been Wondering What My Presidential Library/Museum Should Look Like?

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  1. Dayton Kitchens

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    I thought your question of me implied that I wanted to delete/censor/edit certain things from the internet in general and wordforge in particular?
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    I've decided that one wing will be modeled after a prison block and each cell will illustrate one of Dayton's many criminal acts ending with the murder of that woman who offended him by driving too slowly at a stop sign.
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    Don't you mean:

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    Both of you shut up.
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    I think I'm onto something here. It could be the world's first interpretive gardening.

    "In the entrance area we have flowering dogwoods to represent his native state of Missouri. This grove of oak trees represents his handsomeness and his strength in an era of national crisis, leading into tulips that connect him with the wildflowers over there that represent his First Lady's beauty. Each of these sunflowers represents a member of his Cabinet. The black tulips remind us of how he balanced the budget eight years running, the bachelor's buttons are because he couldn't think of any other blue flowers off the top of his head to represent justice, the brain coral patch in the shape of Belgium commemorates the time he won that country in a chess match, and the other two acres are marigolds and irises because I guess he really liked those flowers."

    "What about the beehive?"

    "The bees are trained to attack Claire McCaskill and all her descendants until the end of time because, and I quote, 'She knows what she did.'"
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    I do like flowers.
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    Mainly wildflowers.
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    Had to slip a b5 reference. You don't think the eyrie would make a good library?
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    I want something that appeals to me primarily.

    In other developments.

    If I was elected president, I've decided where my renominating Republican Party convention would be held.

    Verizon Arena in North Little Rock. It's the perfect size and right across the river is the Clinton Presidential Library/Museum. I could stay at the living quarters there during the convention (it and Verizon are within sight of each other).

    One of my gifts to the state of Arkansas. One of many.
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    Wallfehouse?
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    In honour of Dayton's preferred reading material, the entrance should have "Impervius et masticabiles" above the door.
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    If we're at all honest, this is what it'd look like.

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  22. The Original Faceman

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    Arkansas being an important swing state...
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    None of those are true Faceman. Arkansas isn't important.
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    Nor is it a swing state!
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    Hell, it's hardly even a state.
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    Though it is in quite a state.
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    That is still better than the Ted Nugent combat simulator. My living room still smells like shit.
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    Leave it to Faceman to slam Arkansas while he lives in the paradise of South Carolina. Mother of the Confederacy.
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    My god you're stupid.
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    Same to you Tarheel.......
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