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  1. Tuckerfan

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    In which Dayton goes full General Jack D. Ripper.

     
    Tuckerfan, Sep 7, 2017
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Stop teaching.

    Isn't it time for you to get sacked yet?
     
    Shirogayne, Sep 7, 2017
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    While I can throw the ball I never played quarterback...
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Sep 7, 2017
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    :doh:

    :jayzus:
     
    Quincunx, Sep 21, 2017
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    And what is wrong with that?
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Sep 21, 2017
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    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    No aliens in Star Trek. What is wrong. :thinking:
     
    Quincunx, Sep 21, 2017
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    And I did say you idiot that you could have NONHUMANOID aliens.

    How can you be that staggeringly ignorant?
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Sep 21, 2017
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    Quincunx, Sep 21, 2017
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    :irony:
     
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    In literature, there's often mention of an Abyss which if one stares too long at it, they will go mad. I believe that I've just discovered proof that Dayton is the Abyss they're describing.
     
    Tuckerfan, Oct 1, 2017
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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Mods please change @Dayton3's title to "Missing the point and loving it"
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Oct 1, 2017
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  12. Steal Your Face

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    :irony:
     
    Steal Your Face, Oct 7, 2017
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    "I don't think Hollywood has fully exploited the cinematic potential of bulldozers."

    I've been waiting to say that for awhile but these guys at wordforge have never presented me with the opportunity to work it into conversation.
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Oct 7, 2017
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Here you go.... now go paint the ceiling.

     
    ed629, Oct 8, 2017
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  15. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    That's a movie that needs to be remade.
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Oct 8, 2017
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Another way in which 9/11 personally affected Dayton.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Oct 17, 2017
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    Dayton discovers a key part of human relationships.

     
    Tuckerfan, Oct 17, 2017
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  18. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Where did dayton and milo touch you, tuckerfan?
     
    Minsc&Boo, Oct 17, 2017
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    Minsc&Boo, Oct 17, 2017
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    Nah, but he is a massive hole.
     
    matthunter, Oct 18, 2017
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    Minsc&Boo, Oct 18, 2017
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    :lol: Classic @Dayton3
     
    Ten Lubak, Nov 14, 2017
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    RickDeckard, Nov 16, 2017
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That was a good one. Stumpy just keeps on going knocking out those hits even after all these years.
     
    Tererune, Nov 16, 2017
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    RickDeckard, Nov 24, 2017
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    Yeah, to get rid of that pesky evidence trail of horrible and stupid shit he says.
    :lol:
     
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  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    By not watching Discovery and, umm, discovering that they did EXACTLY that?

    Is it the protagonist being black and/or female or the gay guy that has you so frightened?
     
    Spaceturkey, Nov 24, 2017
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    Dayton, in an attempt to prove that Noah's Ark could house thousands of animals.

    The link he posted also mentions dinosaurs living on the Ark.

     
    ed629, Dec 4, 2017
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    Nope, it was an ancient alien DNA bank and Noah was a hybrid chosen by ancient aliens.
     
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