Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

In which Dayton goes full General Jack D. Ripper.

Stop teaching.

Isn't it time for you to get sacked yet?

While I can throw the ball I never played quarterback...

And what is wrong with that?

And I did say you idiot that you could have NONHUMANOID aliens.

How can you be that staggeringly ignorant?

In literature, there's often mention of an Abyss which if one stares too long at it, they will go mad. I believe that I've just discovered proof that Dayton is the Abyss they're describing.

Mods please change @Dayton3's title to "Missing the point and loving it"

"I don't think Hollywood has fully exploited the cinematic potential of bulldozers."

I've been waiting to say that for awhile but these guys at wordforge have never presented me with the opportunity to work it into conversation.

Here you go.... now go paint the ceiling.

That's a movie that needs to be remade.

Another way in which 9/11 personally affected Dayton.

Dayton discovers a key part of human relationships.

Where did dayton and milo touch you, tuckerfan?

Nah, but he is a massive hole.

Classic @Dayton3

That was a good one. Stumpy just keeps on going knocking out those hits even after all these years.

Yeah, to get rid of that pesky evidence trail of horrible and stupid shit he says.

By not watching Discovery and, umm, discovering that they did EXACTLY that?

Is it the protagonist being black and/or female or the gay guy that has you so frightened?

Dayton, in an attempt to prove that Noah's Ark could house thousands of animals.

The link he posted also mentions dinosaurs living on the Ark.

Nope, it was an ancient alien DNA bank and Noah was a hybrid chosen by ancient aliens.