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You are more repetitive than scoobie doo. Wanna scoobie snack instead?

And what is that fool?

Keep talking boy.

You won't live forever.

I am pretty much human so I was not under any impression I would live forever, but thanks for stating the obvious. Do you want some lotion for your butt?

Not really my thing but as you are offering to apply it...

Just a small piece of advice. Never ever give a sadist who would appreciate your pain permission to apply lotion to your body. Especially when they are licensed to understand what compounds would cause severe pain and harm to your skin. Seriously, I have gone through education on substances that will literally dissolve and peel your outer layers of skin off in very painful fashion in ways that will not lead to your death. I actually know the combinations of easy to acquire compounds that if mixed properly will chemically melt your outer layers of skin off. I am actually licensed to assist in application of some of the worst most dangerous of them, and know where to purchase them.

Not a good idea to give me written permission to apply substances to your ass. Just sayin.

I would go further in my offer, but harming you in such fashion even given your written permission would probably still be illegal and cause me to lose my license that I paid a lot of money for, and you might say yes. However, if I am ever diagnosed with weeks to live and you are still up for it we can do it. In that case I would be quite thankful for your permission and opportunity to check an item off of my sadist bucket list as that is a hard list to get done while still maintaining a certain moral standard.

I've been through Arkansas, straight down US 71. Neosho, Missouri's marginally better, and that's the armpit of the US

The M&M's story says it's Mrs. Kitchens who has to be the aggressor.

Or the Kitchens have converted to Mormonism.

Once again, Dayton demonstrates that he's the real-life version of Jack D. Ripper.

You impersonated a federal officer, were dumb enough to admit it in a publicly accessible forum that has your real name attached to it and are now the subject of an investigation. You have absolutely zero right to refer to anyone else as a fool.

Dayton is a hentaipath!

Yesterday I was fired for my job for not following the improvement plan that my female principal had set for me. This caused me to loathe all women, so on the way home I ran over an old lady in the school bus. When I panicked and told my wife that we were going to Texas to lay low for a while she objected so I was forced to slap her.

I found Texas to be quite boring so I borrowed the clothes of a local police officer and groped some men in a bar.

The Church of Christ teaches me that I am saved. This makes me superior to you.

All for the moment.

Harmless!

Totally not a warmonger.

Dayton compares himself to Pia Zadora's performance in a play about Anne Frank.

Dayton once again proves Mark Twain's maxim about honest people.

Dayton Kitchens being... Dayton.

What is wrong with this statement? Why do people seem to believe that Christianity is all or even primarily about helping poor people? You can't support that position by anything in the New Testament.

First post of the thread by @We Are Borg completely refuted.

And what is wrong with this? I though most of you complained that I didn't do what I was told to do by my employer(s). Now here you bitch and moan when I do what I was legally allowed to do and in fact ordered to do by my employer.

Second post by @We Are Borg refuted.

What is wrong with this statement? Doesn't everyone want to live in a culture and society of their choosing? Isn't that perfectly natural?

Third post in this thread. This time by @ed629 refuted.

Every one of those are perfectly defendable positions regarding military strategy and tactics. My position about women and men who are seemingly obsessed with the pursuit of sex is also perfectly reasonable and I'm far from the only one who holds that position.

Series of out of context posts by @RickDeckard, refuted.

This barely registers in the book "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" by Matthew White.

Second post by @RickDeckard refuted.

I've shown more than once that the invasion of Iraq saved more lives than were lost. Look up the figures the UN provided regarding the death toll from the sanctions imposed from 1991 to 2003.

First post of @Fisherman's Worf refuted.

As do I.

And you've had it pointed out more than once that there were other options.

Such as leaving the fuck alone.

Which meant allowing at least 30,000 Iraqi civilians to die every year (minimum number).

Due to sanctions.

Again, other options available.

Leaving Iraq alone after what they had done in Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Israel was not a serious option.