The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yeah, no. Back when I used to hang with the goth kids I remember what the school shrink and guidance counselors did when they found a depressed person. The first thing they do is single them out, then call their parents, embarass them in front of their peers, start making a list of powerful meds to force into them, make notes on their permanent record so they can never escape the stigma, start interviewing their friends, and make their life a living fucking hell. All because some kid expressed their feelings in a dark poem or two.

    Their parents better be aware of what happens because from this point they are going to have to fight to keep their kid in regular school over the recommendation of half assed shrinks who want to justify their positions by labelling everyone as a problem.

    I watched it happen to too many bright kids who went on to live happier lives after the horrors of high school and being a teenager. They need protection from high school guidance counselors and psychologists who want to harm kids to justify their employment. It is one thing to go to a shrink you pay for and is responsible to you for helping you. It is another thing to have a shrink who is responsible to the school for justifying their salary and presence.

    Let us also remember the things that would have prevented this were not guidance counselors or shrinks in the schools. It would have been a metal detector or an administrator who sent the kid home or searched his fucking backpack.
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  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    How was it said? IIRC it was the parkland school shooting where the killer pulled the fire alarm to get kids out of the classrooms so he could get them. If this teacher is trying to point out a huge strategic flaw that would send students flooding into a hallway to a mass shooter, and cause confusion on whether to go barricade themselves in a classroom for safety or flee the building that is on fire, then maybe we should be listening and adapting ideas along with helping students to think critically about the situation.

    Thinking about the strategy of the situation does not mean you are prepping to shoot everyone. Especially if you are in the situation and might be in danger because of an exploitable flaw. Instead let us let the sheep brained parents loose their shit and find someone completely unrelated to sacrifice so they can feel better.

    Oh, and let us not ever suggest we stop selling people guns in the first place. How many fo these shootings happen in places where access to guns is either extremely limited or non existent? Maybe instead of being angry at this teacher you might want to hang some of the local gun owners from some trees because gun owners are always behind these shootings. If you really want to be mad at someone it is the gun owners.
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  3. We Are Borg

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    And this is an elected member of Congress.

    America, your country is fucking broken. Get your shit together and grow up.
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    I find this a little hard to believe.
  5. Tererune

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    I don't buy the warehouse guy's story. It sounds like he gave them a place to stay for the evening, and then established an alibi. He probably took some cash for it. Is it beyond a shadow of a doubt he knew, not unless they have some more evidence.

    he better hope those idiots did not screw him with some evidence or by talking too much.
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    phone records.
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    I don't see the problem. But then, I don't soil myself in terror at the sight of a firearm.
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  8. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    It's the family portrait christmas card syndrome gone digital. And you're not seeing a problem?
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    Ok, you got me there.

    At least there was no poor trigger/muzzle discipline to compound the horror.
  10. We Are Borg

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    No, seriously. Please fuck off.
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    Libertarianism is about "leave me alone! :weep:" until it isn't.

    Make him cry, it doesn't take much.
    You don't even have to poke him with a stick, all you need is a goddamned leaf stem.
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  14. Tererune

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    So it is just in front of little girls with purple hair? What an odd scat fetish.
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Seriously, could you stop feeding him so much? If you seriously want him to stop you could stop giving hims the river of tears. You asre aware the only reason he is here is because of you and your friend's butthurt squealing.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Leave it to @We Are Borg to fuck up some easy trollbait.
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  17. Diacanu

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    What if it's the same picture but they're brown with turbans?
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    Tried that with you, but you don’t go away.
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  19. Uncle Albert

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    Same answer. Not hurting anyone by posing for a photo.
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    Wow, Dad's got an M60! Nice.
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    Wow WAB peeing his pants over a photo of people holding guns is hilarious.:lol:
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  22. We Are Borg

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    I probably have more firearms training than all of you gun-stroking fucking idiots on this board put together. The fact that I don't talk about it or post pictures like some of you cunts speaks volumes. It's not a dick-waving contest and normal people don't fetishize firearms.

    So kiss my ass, you pathetic piece of shit.

    Goddamn your country is broken, and it's because of people like you.

    P.S. - fuck off.
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  23. Steal Your Face

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    Your momma's dick doesn't count, sweetheart.
  25. steve2^4

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    Would you explain that for me please?
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    The part where his mother has a penis, or the part where it is the only "weapon" he has ever handled?
  27. We Are Borg

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    Go fuck yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
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    You kiss your mommy's beef torpedo with that mouth?
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    The part where you have to explain the joke.
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    Go fuck yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.