"The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

Oh, look, the idiots being useful again.

Not sure why everyone feels the need to add music to stuff, but this is pretty heart-warming:

A small victory, but a victory nonetheless. Fuck Putin. Long live Stepan!

So you tell Putin what he doesn't want to hear, you risk going to jail. If he fucks up because you told him what he wanted to hear, you go to jail. Nice.

"You have failed me for the last time, General..."

Who the fuck is Candace Owens and why should I care about her ill-informed opinion?

That is some serious speculation without any supporting facts.

(In other words, another day in social media.)

Carry on.

The problem isn't MTG.

The problem is the 230,000 Georgians who voted for this dingbat.

Instead of send missiles to Ukraine, the U.S. should consider dropping a few tactical nukes in Georgia (the U.S. state, not the country).

China could really be the ace in the hole here for stopping this conflict, which would be something

More likely connected to Putin's threatened purge than anything else.

Lots of scenarios:

1. Exercise (apparently, they do this regularly). The timing would be really bad, though. "Genady, it says we do on March 17th so we do on March 17th, ah-kay?"

2. Visible show of resolve. "Look, NATO! We go to bunker! We not fucking with you!"

3. Situation in Moscow deteriorating and leadership feeling insecure. "Is too many people here can shoot me in head. We fuck off to Novosibirsk!"

4. Bad news coming and leadership doesn't want to be in town for it. "Is inevitable people learn truth, get angry. Mussolini outcome less than optimal."

5. Nuclear/WMD escalation imminent. "What we lose if drop small atomic bomba on Zelensky?"

6. Nuclear apocalypse. "If Russia not greatest in world, no need for world."

Not sure I approve of this...

Oh, yes. Especially your district. Glass it.

WTF, Anc?

You'll surpass tuck in Twittershit at this rate.

Luv Canadians. They're so sensible.

She's a career grifter.

"Globalist' is an anti-Semitic dog whistle from way back.

She managed to fuck Kanye into being a Republican for a few weeks, that's how Trump got that photo op.

Are we sure this guy exists and this is not SBC doing a bit for Borat 9?

We need stephen king's dome to cover Atlanta and to signal certain people to take a vacation, but I am good with that plan.

Isn't Candace Owens Kanye's drag name?