SARS II: Respiratory Boogaloo

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  1. Uncle Albert

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    I never denied the existence of bad luck. I just refuse to assume it by default.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Or just about ever.
    You sure assume a lot of other shit though.
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  3. matthunter

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    Admirable, considering it would explain so much about your life.

    Though Mrs. Albert is an anomaly.

    But hey, I've had my own anomaly.

    Dice have to roll sixes sometimes.

    Only they don't.
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  4. Uncle Albert

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    What do you think you know about my life?
    :rolleyes:
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  5. matthunter

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    Not much.

    But then there's not much to know.
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  6. matthunter

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    Anyway Mister "Folk are just lazy and don't deserve help" wants us to take his life into account.

    What is the shorthand name for hippopotamus?

    What is the other term for rolling a natural 20 in D&D?
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  7. Uncle Albert

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    Some people are fucking lazy. I don't know what you think you have to gain by denying this fact.
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  8. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    of course not.. that'd mean accepting that a great many others start out with way less than you, or have survived greater obstacles.

    can't have that now, can we?
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  9. Uncle Albert

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    Never denied that, either. Doesn't follow that I have led a sheltered life of ease.
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Legalistically? No. In practical terms by never acknowledging it until called out on it? Fuck yeah.
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  11. Uncle Albert

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    Yeah, yeah. Any omission must be interpreted in the worst possible way. You're very clever.
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    With you? Yeah.
    You're a piece of shit.
    A sneaky piece of shit.
    A sneaky piece of shit who screams about what a sneaky piece of shit he isn't.
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  13. Uncle Albert

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    Easy to say when you live by your own hack fantasy.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Tell us about the Twitter ghouls.
    Then blow your brains out.
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  15. Uncle Albert

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    :lol:

    Someone is extra bitchy today. Did mom buy the wrong brand of juice box?
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  16. Diacanu

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    Speaking of hack fantasies.
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  17. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    just a life with seemingly few set backs.

    of course, that's just due to superior morality and "good choices", right?
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  18. Uncle Albert

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    OR, I deal with adversity differently from you and the company you keep.

    I have never denied that people are born into different levels of advantage. I do, however, expect everyone to do what they can to make the best of their opportunities.
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  19. Diacanu

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    This you? :diacanu:

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  20. RickDeckard

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    You literally said that if something is possible for one person, you expect it of everyone.

    How's that sub-ten seconds 100 metre coming along for you?
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  21. Uncle Albert

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    Do you have a point to make, you smelly fucking clown shoe?
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  22. Uncle Albert

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    That comment was about addiction, not an opening for you fucktards to distort into everyone being an elite athlete or accomplished academic.

    For fuck's sake. Basic self-discipline is not equivalent to flying to the moon in a rocket you built by hand.
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  23. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    or, you've just never faced anything as difficult... which let's face it, is the most likely reality here.

    you also clearly avoided that the options available aren't the same-i.e.: you've had a better set of choices to work with.

    Like, let's go back to how Keith Richard can get of smack for a while because he's got round the clock attendants... for those who don't have 60 years of being part of one of the biggest entertainments in history, what do you propose?
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  24. Diacanu

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  25. Uncle Albert

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    Do you know for a fact that he has "attendants, " and has had them every time?

    Or are you just making convenient assumptions, like me and the total lack of adversity in my life? :rolleyes:

    I will continue treating this fucktarded mentality of "either your parents molested you and sold you into prostitution for drug money, or you have lived a pampered life if ease" with all the serious consideration it merits.
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    If we try really hard, we should be able to bring polio back.

    Amurka!
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    Can you bring back nationalised rail services in the UK too? They went hand in hand back when I was a lad.

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