I've Been Wondering What My Presidential Library/Museum Should Look Like?

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  1. Dayton Kitchens

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    I've had some t-shirts like that. There is a real cool story attached to one of them.

    Not the one many of you probably suspect though.
     
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    No, no there isn't.
     
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    Sure. It goes to one of my rare bouts of introspection a few years ago
     
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    Unless it involves paramedics using the jaws of life to extract your head from your ass, there isn't one.
     
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Oh my. Tucker sounds a bit irritated.
     
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    Nope. I just know that you don't have any interesting stories to tell.
     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    and jsut like his career as a bailiff, the jail will have an open door policy?
     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    ummm....

    you might wanna try reading the first page next time...
     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Is it what you were wearing when you killed the old lady?
     
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  10. Dayton Kitchens

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    ??Who worked as a baliff??
     
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    WHY IS DAYTON NOW NOTDAYTON.
     
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    I thought you were responsible for the transport of prisoners at one point until you aided and abetted an escape?
    That's what they're called here :shrug:
     
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    He was a jailer. He left the doors open for a blowjob.
     
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    pitching or catching?
     
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    I didn't do any of that.
     
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    I've found his secret plans to "upgrade" Air Force One!

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    ^Actually I had in mind a modified B-1R (B-1 bomber Regional) with a six man cockpit. Pilot/copilot/myself/Secret Service Agent/Football carrier/communications guy.

    B-1R-2.jpg

    or something even sharper

    B-90ACondor-folded.png
     
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    Looks legit!
     
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    Playing word games?
     
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    He didn't aid and abet... Just broke the rules buy leaving them alone in a transport vehicle while he stopped midroute to go eat lunch. So one or two of them escaped. In my mind's eye I see Dayton walking out of a Waffle House, drips of syrup on his uniform, to find the prisoners gone and wondering how he is going to explain this one! :lol:

    That was the end of Dayton's very short career in law enforcement. :lol:
     
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    here's mine! I do my best thinking, writing (and reading sometimes) here, so it only seems fitting!

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    It looks like an adandoned building in Detroit.
     
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    Kentucky Fried Movie was the best. :joy:

     
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    Also untrue.
     
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    Fine. Why did you allow inmates to escape from jail. I'm sure there's a perfectly Christian reason
     
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    So what did I get wrong? The drips of syrup on the uniform part? Was it ketchup stains instead?
     
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    I called an ambulance to take one to the hospital who appeared to be having a heart attack.
     
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    Could you imagine having that kind of thing in your personal history? :lol:

    "Mama! Tell us again about the time Pawpaw Dayton let the prisoner escape from the jail!" :rofl:
     
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