As my gift to you I am going to go to bed now without attacking any of your planets in BNT. This kind of generosity only comes once a year.
You know, Ramen's Birthday is an unholiday in the Church of Lucifer. I made sure to stock up on burlap trousers and barbed wire vests BEFORE the festivities begin this year. I don't want to run into a repeat of LAST year's little "mishap". Ask Scorponok. He'll tell you. PS: Happy Birthday you gargantuan sicko!
Yes. The Space Pope concurs; the coming of Ramen's extremity will be the first sign of the End Times, closely followed by a new National Lampoon movie.
Ramen's weiner is called Gigantor, named for a giant robot that is expertly manipulated by a young boy...