Ladies: vibrators/sex toys.

I have more than I can count, but I really only use one.

My glass dildo became an art piece in my last apartment.

This thread is shit without in-use pictures.

For the love of god, do not click this link unless you're Sokar and just asked for it!

Are you kidding me???? I own stock in Durcell!!!!!!!
Comments on this PostPaladin agrees:
Lanzman agrees: I would pay dearly for just a *glimpse* . . .




Really Lanzman.......for that right price Just joking! Thats for me my old man and my special lady that recieves my camera phone videos

I own three, but two I currently cannot utilize because they need watch batteries and I have yet to find the right kind.

Watch batteries?
What do you get out of 'em a minute?

I've got a Portuguese Butt Blaster, but with gas prices these days, it's just sitting in the closet collecting dust.

Now did you purchase the T2000 version? I heard they have a recall on that particulary model Besides everyones going hybrid these days!

As for the question, yep. One. It's blue and it lights up on the end when you turn it on.

Not your fault I can't not look, even when warned.

Did you get it at K-Mart?



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Gotta agree with Techman. Submitted to Quotes.

This thread just isn't the same without Tasvir's sybian stories.

You might be right if I were kidding. I think the thought of me and my girlfriend using those toys makes you jealous because of the sub-par sex you are(n't) getting, and if I am so imature in your opinion then block my stupid ass.

Due to my "good girl" self control tonight. I am very glad indeed that i have some toys at my disposal.

Yeah, and just think what things you can write in the inevitable unemotional breakup e-mail!

"Yeah, I might have said I liked to have sex with you while you were filled with a bunch of toys I wanted to try out, but...yeah. I just wasn't feeling anything for you."

By the way. Immature has two "m"s. Just like M&Ms candies! That should make it nice and easy for you to remember.

So taking BR material into RR is cool now?

If you want to delve into a deeper level of my persoanl life I could discuss this point with you, but this is the girl that I was taking a break from- which led to dating Amanda earlier this year and then Alison who I displayed a fair bit of callous in the way I broke up with her. It was also a one time deal, never handled any other break-up that way before and I never will again now that I've learned from my mistake. I can grow up and learn from my mistakes and move on, but apparently you aren't willing to.

I've been with this girl for roughly 3 1/2 years (off and on), I settled the situation with that Lindsey girl and feel nothing for her anymore. So right now as far as relationships go I am doing quite well, we are planning on getting an apartment (finally) and I couldn't be happier.

Get of your self-righteous bent, it is unbecoming of you. We actually got along at one time or another which was in between you calling me "an internet tough guy" and this shit your pulling now.

Thank you, I've always had a problem with that, remembering how many "m"s were in immature. I can finally keep it straight now that you've helped me. I hate M&Ms by the way and what does candy have to do with my memory?

Like I said, no need to act like a little douche, just ignore me if you don't like me.

Geez, that's a big pussy...Geez, that's a big pussy...

I have a nice blue one that just does the trick.

So, has everyone checked in who's gonna?

:shudders:

I for one am glad not to hear about him rubbing white Diamonds lotion on his balls and asking to fuck Ecc/Tex/Anc's tight white asses.

Geez, I'd almost forgotten about that shit.

I don't have any toys.

Sorry.

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Just got a new one. It's pink with glitter and two speeds.

Does getting sprayed with mace count?

EWWW!! OLD PERV ALERT!!

It's "would you like to see my puppys" techman.