Ladies: vibrators/sex toys.

So, who's packing heat?

Don't give me any grief, you're all as sick of politics shit, and Cheekymonkey drama as I am.

Of course I do. I have a whole case actually. And why is someone accusing CheekyMonkey of drama?

No.

How old are you?

Dan Leach agrees: you are joking right

Me, no I am not joking about the case of sex toys. Also I have no idea what happened with CheekyMonkey, although apparently she got banned and the irony is really rich on that one.

There's a bunch of threads that would have to be linked that would explain it. But Dickynoo posted this thread to avoid it, so I won't expand on it here.

NO DRAMA.

I'm 17.

No-one will probably believe me, but none.

It's no fun without someone else there.

OH! BUT!

I DID come up with the best idea for a game earlier today.
If games could have dedications, I would dedicate this one to Storm.

Basically, I was talking to a friend today, who has just moved into a new house with her boyfriend.
Apparently, it's been thunder and lightening and storming all day, and they've had power cuts.

She made the comment of "well, at least we have boardgames".
Inspiration struck!!

"Strip Monopoly" aka "What are you willing you do to pay your rent?" A game for 2 or more players; Most enjoyed by filthy capitalists.

And with the phrase "filthy capitalist", the name "Storm" jumped into my head.

You know you can use them with someone else there right? Just saying.

*Volunteers*

Oh, I thought he was talking alone time only!

Besides, as I've mentioned before, clitoral stimulation does nothing for me, so the technical toys are generally pointless. (I'm not going to use something that he can do just as well himself)

Does things like nurses uniforms count? Cos that's not sex toys, that's just on the level of underwear and stuff right?

Well, vibrating panties could be a grey area, but let's not complicate things, and just stick with pocket rockets.

Dicky,
You said sex toys... that incorporates a lot of stuff. And how on earth does clitoral stimulation do nothing for you mini? Anyways if that's the case there are G-spot stimulators that you can use that would reach place he might have trouble going.
One of my favorite toys is my velcro restraints.

Okay, if it's more elaborate than vibrators/dildos, vote "other", and explain.

Like this:

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
[action=MiniBorg]dies of boredom[/action]

And I've actually only had bad sex once, never found a guy that doesnt seem to be able to reach. The bad sex was because it was an inexperienced guy who tried to do the chiuhuaha thing, and i started off in a bad mood anyway

Uncle Albert was in Great Britain?

Err..."the chiuhuaha thing"?

What's that? Standing there all bug-eyed and shivering, before going and crawling into your purse?

Don't forget the nervous peeing.

Uh...the what?

I mean, I know what a chihuahua is, and I know you don't mean it literally, but I don't get the meaning...could you clarify?

Lol

I meant, vigourous frantic humping with no change in rythm till it's done; imagine a chiuahaha humping your leg.

So there WAS shivering and peeing.

I recently bought my girlfriend a new "pocket rocket", one of those vibes that is solely for the purpose of exterior stimulation. It has the three metal spots on top that project the stimulation. As far as past purchases- a pearl beaded cock ring, a string of anal beads (medium size, 5 beads), a strap-on (everyone loves a girl who will bring a friend), a blue ribbed vibrating jelly dildo. Sometime in the next couple of months or so we are going to look into restraints and such.

One time I actually managed to situate the strap and myself so that I could give her a bit of DP without the help of another cock. Thing was damned uncomfortable.

TMI

Give me Brain Soap Stat.

Don't make the same mistake I did, and put antibacterial handwash on your forehead.

Damned stuff burns like hell.

If nothing else I am good at disgusting people.

Are you kidding me???? I own stock in Durcell!!!!!!!