Put computers in your kitchen and bathroom, that way you can visit while eating and attending to your bodily functions.
Well ok, but it might be difficult getting you expelled from school/fired from your job/disowned and shunned by your family. Difficult, but not impossible, for a price.
Can the admins/mods suspend time while you're here? That way you wouldn't be spending or wasting time.
The last time I did that trick The Doctor stopped letting me play with the TARDIS controls. He was a bit miffed....but the make-up sex was fantastic!! Yes, I am that pathetic a geek. Shoot me now.