I don't have any time . . .

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  1. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    . . . to spend at WF anymore.

    Please attend to this immediately.
    mburtonk, Jun 2, 2007
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  2. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  4. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    [action=Mrs. Albert]tosses mburtonk a vial of time.[/action]

    Use it wisely.
    Mrs. Albert, Jun 2, 2007
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So you can save time in a bottle, and that's the first thing that you'd like to do?
    Diacanu, Jun 2, 2007
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  6. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    That makes it even more special. :diacanu:
    mburtonk, Jun 2, 2007
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Put computers in your kitchen and bathroom, that way you can visit while eating and attending to your bodily functions. ;)
    Tamar Garish, Jun 2, 2007
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  8. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Well ok, but it might be difficult getting you expelled from school/fired from your job/disowned and shunned by your family.

    Difficult, but not impossible, for a price. :soholy:
    Quincunx, Jun 3, 2007
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    A penis, a sheep, a Polaroid camera.

    Would solve all of those in one fell swoop.

    :yes:
    Diacanu, Jun 3, 2007
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  10. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    Can the admins/mods suspend time while you're here? That way you wouldn't be spending or wasting time.​
    LizK, Jun 3, 2007
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  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    We could nail his feet to the floor. That would fix it. :soma:
    Lanzman, Jun 3, 2007
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  12. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    The last time I did that trick The Doctor stopped letting me play with the TARDIS controls.

    He was a bit miffed....but the make-up sex was fantastic!!



    Yes, I am that pathetic a geek. Shoot me now.
    Tamar Garish, Jun 4, 2007
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  13. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Well, it would be a switch from peeling posters off their crosses at the end of the day. :tasvir:
    Tamar Garish, Jun 4, 2007
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