What Did You Think It Was Going to Taste Like? *Adult*

poor evenflow

It tastes like pussy! Well, I expected much the same, and while I don't think the fish analogy is quite right, if I were forced to use it, I'd say raw tuna is the closest thing (both taste and texture).

I never have done this (any of this ), though I have thought about it. I will say I had a dream once where I went down on a girl and there was no taste. I imagine it would be simply because my brain couldn't supply any information.

Although I have been practicing my ABCs, and my French, just for when I am able to get involved in this worthy endeavour.

-J.

Actually, this is a 3 stage filter that also removes micro-organisms like mold, spores and other bacteria from the water.

-J.

I thought pussy would taste like...

[?=wait for it...]Chicken!

C'mon, I'm amazed no one went there yet!![/?]

Trust me he gets plenty of other good stuff

Well see, if it's in your mouth long enough for you to get all wigged out by it, then you're not swallowing fast enough!!!

Gayest. Conversation. Ever.

Did you guys happen to notice what thread you were in?

Is this going to require photographical evidence that Mrs Flow is the best wife evar?

Thought it'd be similar to raw salmon in texture, sweet and sour sauce in taste.

edit: to farmer

Yes.

I thought it would taste like battery acid (still dunno why I ever thought that) but the first pussy I tasted was like immitation crabmeat sushi.

Pretty good if I may say!

Truthfully, I had no idea what pussy would taste like until the first time I tasted it.

I'd say it was anticlimactic, but that would be a terrible pun and beneath my dignity.

You're a super moderator. I'm pretty sure that means you have no dignity.

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I think my ex got mad at me once when I told her she tasted "tangy."

I tried to explain that that wasn't a BAD thing, but she was having none of it.

Salty....kinda like popcorn but less buttery. Figured tears and stuff were so it must be.

Pretty much got what I expected.

the gag comment from the ladies is revealing though. My wife is trying to overcome her aversion and she couldn't pin down exactly WHY she gagged...whether it was kinda psychological or taste or what - we never really considered texture....

what? TMI?

Uh....nevermind....please, carry on...

I love giving head, I just can't stand the feel or taste of the cum, so he does it elsewhere. He doesn't seem to suffer much for it.

The way some of you men make it sound, the world will stop turning if she won't swallow your seed.

Well, if you really want to know, all you are tasting is sweat. So think about what sweat is like, you'll know what it tastes like.

As for the comments on sperm texture and such, I agree with Tamar and Mrs. Flow -- I don't need to cum in the mouth. The pleasure is in being sucked, and I'm happy to cum elsewhere. Ms. duLac also doesn't like the taste/texture/etc. No big deal, IMO.

I had mixed ideas going into it, because at the time when I began readily thinking about it I had older friends recounting their experiences, offering their advice on the matter. Before tasting it I thought it was going to a bit sweet, a bit sour and somewhat salty. The truth wasn't far off, though the taste does change if she is fresh from a shower and all you are getting is her femme juices. I had a friend once claim that a girl he went down on tasted oddly of berries, a claim we called bull shit on but he held to his guns.

Never tasted semen, but from every girl I've ever talked to it sounds pretty rancid. Though I have smelt it, out of curiousity, and I thought it smelt like bread dough.

Don't know what I thought it would taste like, but the last serious girlfriend I had had a very irregular period, and I was always the first to know when it was coming because the taste would change before any other signs could be noticed.

Nautica agrees: Not curry?

NO!

Curry is good and all when you are eating it as food.

Anything else with taste like that...

She can't do a kayfabe swallow like the expert pornstars??

Well, I won't say I've ever tasted berries down there, but if you ever read the Happy Hooker by Xaviera Holander, you'll note that she often used a berry flavored douche if she was planning on action with somebody she liked.

I don't mind the feel or taste at all, but a warning is always appreciated.

EAT MORE FRUIT

Seriously, it makes a HUGE HUGE difference.

I thought semen would taste salty...that's what I was told.

I found out that it's more like battery acid/sour milk...the consistency isn't like sour milk (THANK THE GOOD LORD ABOVE!) but still *shivers*

As for the taste of vajayjay, I can't say I've ever tried it.