Tip: Do what they do in pornos. Talk about what you're doing and how it feels. Sounds pedantic but it's fucking hot.
Me and my GF have considered doing what they do in porno's thing...the more porn I watch the less convinced I am that she's serious about that.
We don't need to say a word, except an occasional "ouch." Honestly, when chicks say shit in porn like "do you like my pusseeee?" it turns me right off. I was with a girl once who started saying "fuck me!" breathlessly in the middle of it. I had to stop and look at her for a second, amazed anyone outside a film would actually say that. I wanted to say "What do you THINK I'm doing?!?"
When it comes to having sex with women, I pefer using Chain Saws, Hot Sauce, and an occasional Midget or two to spice things up a bit Oh yea.. Using Duct Tape and Rusty Power Tools add a nice touch too
I like it and do it. Most every girl I have been with has been into it as well. Although you can go too far. Especially if it goes into 'daddy' territory and you know her father is on a sex offender list.
Oh yeah....I'm back Like to hear it and participate on occasion (not real comfortable saying it, but I love to hear it). Hell anything he says during sex is something he wants and we can look into doing it . It's the best time to bring something up as a conversation starter later.
It's okay within certain bounds...but whenever I hear a guy say "pussy" and he's trying to be serious about it, I have to try really, really hard not to laugh. I can be turned on simultaneously, but c'mon! Pussy? That's a funny sounding word...it sounds like somebody's trying to say a different word, but with a really horrible French accent. I form more sounds than words. Lots of breathing. Occasionally I'll mention the Heavenly Father or let out an exclaimation of agreement.
Well, how loud are we talking about here? Shelly Duvall's Olive Oyl, or Teri Weigel's, well, just about anything she's done...
Depends Are you "making love" oe are you "fucking"? In the former, say VERY little, let your fingers do the talking. In the latter, in most cases it is very effective. As to the whole fantasy/what you want to do/sexual jealousy thing....I think it's best I reserve comment.
For dirty, I recommend the c-word. Another c-word that works is "cumbucket." F-hole is okay. Is this just talking dirty or is it also a list of mean things to say? I know a lot of mean sex talk that technically isn't dirty.
Is it? I dunno. I like it. Pussy. Mmmm... It's cute, not really dirty, IMO. Well, depends on the rest of the comment I guess.
Reciting scripts and screenplays from Jerry Lewis movies (in character if possible) really gets a woman going......home, unfortunately.
Absolutely!! I normally give complements with dirty words... Nice slow whisper... not too loud. Passionately squeezing and kissing body parts here and there... It's too the point where if it's not done now between my wife and I that the other tends to think that the session is uninspired.
I scarcely make audible sound when having sex, so talking dirty hasn't really come up all too often. Though, if I am vastly enjoying what is going on I tend to be more vocal about it and even say so in more words than sounds. I even said "thank you" after receiving my first real blowjob. On a semi-related note, there was a comedian who once had a bit about fellatio; he was telling the women in the audience, "we put our hand on the back of your head because it helps prevent us from clapping." I couldn't agree more.
