Ladies, a quick grooming question...

It depends on the girl. I have thick, dark hair so I shave every day, but some girls just naturally have a thin little patch of soft hair and that's yummy too. I guess my preference is shaved underneath just because I like the sensation of licking smooth skin, but both are visually appealing.

IMHO!

No.

I was banned and then let back when T'Bonz took over. I just don't have a lot of time for it...but I do go from time to time to read and occasionally post as you should know as you were there when I played with the Kirk toy for awhile.

Huh...has he slithered back yet or answered the questions yet?

Honestly, overall, hair is not exactly what I give a damn about when making love, personally.

It would have to be pretty bad for it to be any kind of issue to me.

Here baby, there mama...everywhere daddy daddy. Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

But you still bitch about it from time to time.

And it's not as if it started a thread telling outright lies about you.

Well, that makes it okay to throw baseless accusations at me then and avoid providing evidence when asked.

And if that is one of your lovely underhanded remarks, I haven't started any threads telling any lies about you either.

Analogy:

Me : Asyncritus :: You : TBBS

That *was* what you were alluding to vis-a-vis my "inability to let things go," wasn't it?

Edit: Or were you referring to the fact that once in a while we all sit around the campfire and tell tall tales about the Great KIRK1ADM War That Wasn't?

I was actually thinking of the debate that never was with Kirk.

I rarely bitch about TBBS. And when I do it's usually about past events not the present.

This is getting waaaaay off-topic. Fact is, I never told you what you could say or couldn't say.

People can read and make up their own minds what your comment meant.

Ah, well. That's more of a standing joke. I don't imagine anyone takes it seriously.

Yes, yes they can. Without you or anyone else to "interpret."

Oh just kiss and make up.
Please?
Pretty please?
With sugar on top?

Isn't that pretty standard for men, though? I'll pluck any hair that's growing out of a mole or any black hair on my shoulders. I also pluck between my eyes if one pops up there. Don't want to go around looking like Bill Berry, you know.

And any guy who asks a girl to shave her pubes but won't even trim is own is a hypocrite.

Ummmmm...hate to tell ya this big guy but uh....it's really NOT.

Indeed....male plucking is mostly a blue county phenomenon

Yeah, but aftershave BURNS down there!

White Diamonds.... soooooothes you.

And you are qualified?

Isn't it fun? That I don't have to toil around with anything YET have a better life than you?

Evidence.. 'here'. On a website. Which is in itself half full of parodies?

Right.

Are you retarded? No wait.. you actually are. And ugly too.

Is that your way of telling your wife to undress for you?

What's to feel?

I thank God everyday for giving me the life that has been given to me. I am happy in my life in more ways than one, I don't look down upon others, and because of my position I (can) help a lot of people through charities and other humanity donations.

What's not to like?

Again, what's so wrong about Paris Hilton? She is using her own and/or inherited money, not the taxpayers. So why bother?

I would not be caught dead exposing my crotch for the entire world to see either.

OldHag garamet is starting to remind me of FatArse Jenna.

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show

Nope.
furthermore, not claiming to be
furthermore, don't see any place where "morality" is at issue in this thread.

Which is why your pathetic attempt at insulting me was so lame.

Yeah.
So?

Ooooo....never heard THAT stinging retort before...oh...wait....yes I did!

IN FIRST GRADE!

Lucky for me, you aren't the sort I WANT to be attractive to.

You sure you want to let your obsession with becoming my wife out in the open like that? Am I going to have to get a restraining order AGAIN?

She's using taxpayers' money when she's in prison.

It varies based on the girl, but I started when I first decided to allow somebody else (my boyfriend) to have access to that region, so I was seventeen.

G, I hope you know I'm not one to jump on the bandwagon bashing you. We've always got along well and I don't want to damage that, but Bailey is right.

You've become increasingly shrill over the last few months. It has nothing to do with being middle aged or a woman, so don't even think of going down that road with me.

Storm can pull off the arrogant bit because he throws in a lot of humor as well. You do not, so it just doesn't work for you.

Okay, hold yer goddamned horses.

Will somebody PM me what the fuck is going on 'cause I'm completely lost here?

More than once I've been jumped on for not reading every single thread and being up to the minute on every last drop of teh Drama but, unlike the folks who jump on me, I don't expect every poster to know every little iota.

Someone else can fill you in on this one, if they care to. Besides, as noted in the HD, PMs aren't working.

As for the rest, I'll address everyone's concerns eventually, but not in this thread.

*cue boo-birds accusing me of "running away"*

I hear where you're coming from, but I assume you are only going down on your husband, so it's a little different. He doesn't have stickiness all clumped up in the hair, and he presumably doesn't have hair all over his penis. The worst thing you'll be dealing with is some hair in your mouth if you're sucking on his balls. heehee. balls. Anyway, I just think it's a lot different on a girl. I would never even be comfortable enough to let someone go down on me with a full growth situation going on. Yikes!

I have to agree, during full growth no way. And there is a good chance that I wouldn't go down on a girl who wasn't at least really trimmed up.

It doesn't matter on guys so much as the only balls I'm going to suck are my husbands, so if he wants that treatment he needs to be clean shaven. Any other guy that we swing with isn't going to get that treatment so I don't care if the are shaved. Although I do prefer it aesthetically.