Head Etiquitte: A Question For the Ladies...

OK.

I had a one-night stand fairly recently. The girl didn't go down on me. It occurs to me that the vast majority of one night stands, I get no head.

So, one: I thought head was a fairly casual thing and girls dished it out more than sex?

And two: Is the whole thing about warning the girl before you pump hot protein down her throat actually necessary and proper etiquette?

I mean, I figured, it feels so much better for me, and there's no messy cleanup. And it seems like if you do it right, you get past the tastebuds. And there's gotta be some nutritional value to it, right? Right!?



So for all these years have I been an insensitive, uncaring jackass because I never give a girl a warning when she's busy down there? What are the rules?

I generally won't give a guy head the first time we have sex because I'm still gauging the amount of enjoyment I'm going to get out of the whole situation. After all, he's going to have a decent time regardless of which hole he sticks his dick in, and I'm going to look out for myself. But other females' mileage may vary.

As for the second question, the warning doesn't matter for me now, but it was very much appreciated when I was less experienced.

*eta: I personally know a few who dish it out more than sex, and I also know girls who'd rather never give head ever ever.

Just say something like, "Oh baby, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come! I'M GONNA CUM!!!" And raise your voice with each sentence. If she still doesn't take her lips off, then chances are, she wants to taste a whole shot of your manjuice.

I just say this:
"hummina, hummina, hummina, HUMMINA, SHA-ZAAAAAMM!!!!"

If she doesn't want you to cum in her mouth, it is her responsibility to let you know ahead of time.

Maybe with folks of my generation. Quite a few people I know don't consider anything besides dick in vag to be sex, and think it's okay to be more free with blow jobs and even anal.

Where were these girls when I was growing up?!?!

Personally, even though lucky enough to be with a girl who swallows, I still give warning. It's just good manners.

As to where head comes in... not really sure. When younger, it came before sex, but looking back, now it occurs after (this goes for both me and partner). I think this is due to sex loosing some taboo and so not having to wait and wait for it. So you don't need filler. And as someone has said, head while fun, is kinda a.... 'loving' act. I at least would rank it more so than casual sex.

Has your "service engine" light came on too?

Hmm... it just isnt the kind of thing I do the first time. Do I enjoy it? Yes, alot, as a matter of fact, but it's reserved for guys that earn it.

Yes, give a girl warning. I'd rather swallow, but even so, knowing the guy is going to come means I can time things right... make sure things are positioned so all that warm protein goes down my throat and not all over my tounge.

A checklist is the first sign of a guy who doesn't get it that much.

1) OF COURSE you give warning!! If she really doesn't want it in her mouth, it gives her a chance to get away, and if she doesn't mind, then it shows you're being polite, extra points for you (well, not extra points. But you just screw yourself over if you don't ask. So more like no minus points.) Oh, and one of my friends says she always warns them "cum in my mouth and I'll bite it off". You don't want your dick in a surprised girls mouth.

2) I think it depends on girl to girl and personal mood. I know some girls think that it's a lot more intimate so they'll only do it with boyfriends, whereas others really like getting the guy off, take it as an ego boost, so they'll dish it out more (plus, it's quicker and more spontaneity friendly)

I never have a problem with that, but then they are always unconscious.

Either that or they chew thru the ropes and escape.

Isn't the word for it just...

Headiquette?

Yes, that would make sense. Spreadiquitte would be a word too.

You're right.

I always ask for some warning. If she doesn't ask, you don't have to give it, but it's usually nice to anyway. As for bypassing the taste buds, we can taste that shit in that back of our throats. And if it's way in the back when you come, there's a chance that it may go down the wrong pipe, and that leads to some poor girl coughing and sputtering up man liquids...which isn't at all fun for anybody. My first time performing such an act, my boyfriend at the time didn't say anything, though I asked him to (it was his first time, too, so he may have been caught up in the moment). The ending result was rather bad...he had a powerful...er, ejection, and it was in the back of my little throat, aiming slightly upwards. Have you ever laughed so hard milk came out your nose? I haven't. I wasn't laughing, and it wasn't milk.

Doctor Jack Badofsky agrees!

Some people call that an 'Angry Dragon'.

Seriously though, a girl should know. The cock tends to tense up really tight before ejaculation. So if she feels it starting to become extra hard in her mouth, then she should know she's about to get a jizz bomb.

Scorp is on to something there, but I think that is only true for couples that have been together for a while. Though you know that rise in tension in your cock means you are about to blow a load, it doesn't mean that every girl will and it would be best to forewarn them verbally at least the first few times.

Still needs to be proven. Maybe MythBusters will cover this.
Could this be Kari Byron's big break for a spinoff?

You know, all joking aside, I'm surprised that some porn producer hasn't gone and done that. Make a "SexMythBusters" line of DVD/website.

How many porno-myths are there?

1 Double anal is a turn-on for women.

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God help me, but I know I'd really enjoy slapping a girl in the face with it. But I'd hesitate to stick it anyplace with teeth so soon after...

I think there may be a difference between women and freaks.

It's polite and also will most likely end up being better for the guy. Well, I suppose it depends on if you're with someone who cares enough about you to want to make it as good as it can be. If you don't let her know it's coming, she won't be doing her best at the end and you'll miss out.

I agree.

Yes, you should warn. It's just polite. It can actually make the experience better.
As for is it a big deal? Hmmm, it all depends on the situation. And the woman. Does it turn them on? Do you turn them on? Etc. It could be a big deal or not. Sorry, no easy answer on that.