What do you think Sherlock Holmes eats as his midnight snack?

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  1. A jar of mayonnaise

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  2. A double butter and cheese sandwich

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  3. Celery with 4 pounds of peanut butter, deep fried

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  4. An entire cow.

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  1. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Vote now!
    Tex, Nov 9, 2007
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  2. Seda

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    The correct answer is:

    YERMOM.
    Seda, Nov 10, 2007
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  3. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    My mom is dead. :(
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  4. evenflow

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Watch out dude, Ted looks angry!

    [​IMG]
    evenflow, Nov 10, 2007
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  5. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Tex....


    I can feel your anger... Let it flow through you.
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  6. Tamar Garish

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    *Looks at the clock.*

    Apparently, your reputation score. :bergman:
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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  7. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    You can feel it cause you are so fat you are spilling into my apartment.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  8. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Good, I can feel your anger. I am unarmed. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  9. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I'm sorry, it's hard to hear you over all that fat.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  10. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    It's Friday night... don't you have some drunken college girls to use...
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  11. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Don't you have an entire cow to eat?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Other.

    A couple of midgets. Hairy chick midgets.
    Sokar, Nov 10, 2007
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  13. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I see you've been effected by the writers strike....
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  14. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    And it's painfully obvious that you haven't.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Pointing out spelling mistakes... resorting to kindergarten level trolling.
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  16. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    You give me a good line like that and I'm gonna be on it like you on a grease sandwich.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    why are you so angry tex?
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  18. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    why are you so fat ted?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  19. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I don't know exactly... but I asked first.
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  20. rightfulownership

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    seriously tex, this whole fat people thing is starting to look like a fabrication/fetish.
    rightfulownership, Nov 10, 2007
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  21. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Which one? You're gonna have to pick.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Careful, Tex.

    You're putting the life of a keyboard at extreme risk. :nono:
    Sokar, Nov 10, 2007
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  23. The Exception

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Like that's ever stopped him before. :P
    The Exception, Nov 10, 2007
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  24. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    :shrug: I figure he goes through at least 3 or 4 a week anyway when he falls asleep and his 250 pound chin falls on them.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I hate it when my wife uses my laptop to check wordforge...
    BearTM, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    He's one of those guys turned on by huge folds of fat but won't come out of the closet so he must overcompensate but continuously mocking them.

    Because at least then he can talk about them in some way.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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  27. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    edit: to bear:

    Nick is your wife? :huh:
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  28. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Tamar I would seriously like to grease up one of your folds and have my way with it.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    No, Seda. She left my laptop logged in to her account.
    BearTM, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?


    It's the only way you could ever fill up a woman. :jayzus:
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