Oral Roberts Talks About Sex

A perfect example of how negative Christians are about sex:

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Uh-oh. I have put the male organ in the place where poison comes out of. I'm doomed, DOOMED!!! Curse you woman! Curse you!

You show me a man that says that a blowjob is anything but a wonderful gift and the exemplification of all that is right with the world and I'll show you a man that has never had one.

One wonder's how, exactly, Mr. Roberts did his research on such interesting topics.

I was kind of waiting for him to go on to:

"And God did not create hamsters to insert into the male anus. And he did not create 'safe words' so your mistress can tie you and beat you safely.

"And God did not create midgets for bukakke sessions...."

Mr. Roberts, y'all seem to be thinking a lot about these things. A lot. Maybe y'all need to visit some airport mens rooms.

"...and if in your sexuality, you're outside of marriage with it, and if you do anything with marriage outside of the male organ penetrating the vagina, you're outside of creation!!".

Gee, it's a pretty easy creation to disrupt.

Does the universe break, or do you warp into the Twilight Zone?

Hmm, I think I'd like to visit the Twilight Zone.

Anal sex is the light and the way.

I thought that guy died.

Is he the one that said Gawd was going to kill him if he didn't cough up a billion dollars?

That was Jerry Falwell.

In may.

Better than that, he named his son Dick.

Raise your hand if you DON'T think it's a total fucking embarrassment that religion has anything to say about how people have sex?

Go on, I dare you.

Raise your hand if you've actually had sex!

NM

Okay, why the fuck can't he say penis? I mean he can say vagina, but it's just 'male organ.'

for some reason that's one of the most confusing sentences i've ever read.

Good.

thats a stupid fuckin comment .. I'm christian and he don't speak for me

Millions of viewers these douchebags have, and yet every christian I run into washes their hands of them.

Either a bunch of you are lying, or the ones who watch this shit stay off the net, and hide in little caves.

Do you ever make any sense? or do you like to reread your posts and point out your acerbic wit to your mom

Ouch! Blood is coming out! Don't hurt me anymore Mister TK person!

poor attempt to disparage me


..acknowledging the wound is admission of coup

*Sigh* seriously, this is all you've got?

Come on, hit me harder, I'm still standing.

Come on, everything you've got, don't hold back, all your love, all your hate, your whole life, fucking spill it.

Reread my previous post

All you've got eh?

Disappointing.

Always is.

None of you has the stones to bring what it takes.

there is no challenge to rise to...

you are actually quite predictable...

i hope this provoking attitude is moderated to somewhere where you really can't get hurt. it's easy to sit behind a computer screen, so don't act like you've done something great.

this is clever ?

shoo fly....

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