That Last Board Fart Lasted 28 Minutes

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :rant:

    These board farts are getting aggravating.
     
    Muad Dib, Nov 27, 2007
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  2. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    it's always around the same times... I expect them now.
     
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  3. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    [pie]
    :elflat:
    [/pie]
     
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  4. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    The board must have red cheeks after a 28 minute fart.
     
    Powaqqatsi, Nov 27, 2007
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  5. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    But it was quite a relief.
     
    Chuck, Nov 27, 2007
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What's that smell? :unsure:
     
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  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Of the ass?
     
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  8. Sokar

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    Isn't this the time that henryhill usually comes in?
     
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  9. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Wait, you actually timed it? Dude, you might have an internet addiction problem. :lol:
     
    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Nov 28, 2007
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Was there one last night after 10? (Eastern?) I was typing something witty after I clicked the post button it just sat there grinding until I gave up and went to bed.
     
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  11. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    He probably subtracted the time between posts. There was a 28 minute gap last night.
     
    Chuck, Nov 28, 2007
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  12. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    Hmmm. That's a long time for a stall. Even a server crash generally doesn't last that long.

    Sounds like this forum needs the plugs replaced, the timing adjusted and the oil changed.
     
    Harmon Bokai, Nov 28, 2007
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Nope!

    I kept trying, and when I got back on the board, the last post in the RR was made "28 minutes ago", by Elwood I think, and the RR had been a hotbed of activity right up to the moment of e-flatulence.

    So, I figured it must have been 28 minutes in duration. :think:

    Simple deduction. :chris:

    And with that move, I steal Ted Wolf's Sherlock Holmes avatar.

    Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!1!! :devil:
     
    Muad Dib, Nov 28, 2007
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  14. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Those who smelt it dealt it.
     
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I stayed upwind. :yes: :elflat:
     
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  16. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    The fact that you put any time into it at all indicates how empty your life is.
     
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  17. Sokar

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    It's poor form to use the exact same flame twice in a row. :nono:
     
    Sokar, Nov 28, 2007
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  18. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Stalking me, now? I thought that was Dicky's job.

    Well, if Dicky actually had a job...
     
    actormike, Nov 28, 2007
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  19. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    'So and so is stalking me' is ghoulamets thing.

    Shuffle the deck and try again, slick.
     
    Sokar, Nov 28, 2007
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  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'm sure you're an expert on empty lives.
     
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He can't.

    One trick pony.
     
    Muad Dib, Nov 28, 2007
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  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    33 minutes that time.
     
    Muad Dib, Dec 31, 2007
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