Ain't nothin' wrong with spending a little quality time with your dick in your lady's little brown starfish.
I'll never deny it. I'm all about pleasing my lady and getting my rocks off. I'll try almost anything...once.
A friend of mine coached a Jewish sorority's softball team and claimed to have gotten laid by most of the girls on the team. They apparently told him that if they fucked a gentile, they'd still be considered virgins when they got married to a nice Jewish boy.
That's when you have to drag out the Eddie Murphy defence. "That's right! I fucked her! I make love to you! But it's important to try and keep a straight face when you say it.
