Has Hawaii turned Volpone gay?

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Has Hawaii turned Volpone gay?

  1. Yes

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  2. No, he was already gay

    19 vote(s)
    63.3%

  3. Where is the option for gayer than before?

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  1. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Has he been changed by his time in Hawaii?
    Tex, Dec 23, 2007
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  2. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Bulldog, Dec 23, 2007
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  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Hawaii does have some kind of faggotry inducing properties, it's true.
    Sean the Puritan, Dec 23, 2007
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  4. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    turned? :unsure:
    Ebeneezer Goode, Dec 23, 2007
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin, Dec 23, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Mele kalikamaka you queer bastard! :techman:
    Elwood, Dec 23, 2007
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  7. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Big Kahuna Gay.
    Ramen, Dec 23, 2007
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  8. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Skipper and Gilligan?

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    Chuck, Dec 23, 2007
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    He can't help wanting to wear the Magnum shorts...
    Spaceturkey, Dec 23, 2007
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  10. Tibbetts

    Tibbetts Goofy Bastard

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    How does a place turn someone gay? :mystery:


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    Tibbetts, Dec 23, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 3
  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    It's the poi. They put . . . substances . . . in it. :calli:
    Lanzman, Dec 23, 2007
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  12. evenflow

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    Not the place, so much as the access to Filipino boys.
    evenflow, Dec 23, 2007
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'd say Volpone was something like Clay Aiken gay when he went to Hawaii, but he'll be coming back Liberace gay.
    Paladin, Dec 23, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 1
  14. Ramen

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    Filipino cabana boys + WF's resident SG1's #1 fan = :brokeback:
    Ramen, Dec 23, 2007
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    Warm weather makes you stupid...and gay.
    Bulldog, Dec 23, 2007
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  16. Ramen

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    Ramen, Dec 23, 2007
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  17. Darkening

    Darkening Guest

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    Thought he was more like this.
    Darkening, Dec 23, 2007
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  18. evenflow

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    evenflow, Dec 23, 2007
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  19. Ramen

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    I see the Caesar Rodney H.S. football uniforms are in this year. :ramen:
    Ramen, Dec 23, 2007
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    oldfella1962, Dec 23, 2007
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  21. FrijolMalo

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    FrijolMalo, Dec 23, 2007
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  22. Dr. Drake Ramoray

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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Dec 24, 2007
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  23. Quincunx

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    Isn't the more proper question, "has Volpone turned Hawaii gay?" :mystery:
    Quincunx, Dec 24, 2007
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    Baba, Dec 24, 2007
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  25. Tibbetts

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    LOL! Wow. I've never heard of Filipino boys turning folks gay. :lol:


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    Tibbetts, Dec 24, 2007
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    Bulldog, Dec 24, 2007
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