Chocolate, lots of different kinds of chocolate. My wife bought it and has hidden it from me. I consider this a big betrayal of trust. She knows how I love chocolate and now it has come down to this Hmmmnnn
The first two thread titles made this sentence: I looked in the freezer and moved a few things and what did I find? Forrest Gump is laughing at me!
My parents freezer's are scary places. I've found a dead squirrel in one, why my dad stuck him in there is beyond me. But they will put up food and then never eat it and end up having to throw it out.
My grandmother used to put up preserves and keep them in cabinets waaaaay in the back of the cellar. Those cabinets never really got cleaned out as long as I can remember. I'm pretty sure those preserves were still in those mason jars from when I was a little kid till when we sold the house 10 years after Gram died. Probably a good thing nobody ever opened one. It may have wiped out the east coast.
When my cousin worked in an abattoir, my aunt used to have half a cow in her freezer... It don't really take much to work out why I'm a vegetarian now...
I hid my closet key in my freezer when I left for leave. I've got about 3K of electronics locked up in there, and when I freak out over having lost the key, first place I'll head is the liquor in the freezer.
I looked in the freezer and moved a few things and what did I find? This thread title makes my twisted brain think about "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..." "I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?" = "I looked in the freezer, and what did I find? Squirrel heads and underwear too...."
