Will Smith is NOT a smartie

Maybe a Tootsie Roll but not a Smartie

OMG! Tootsie Roll!

I guess maybe I should do a "Will Smith is a Darkie" parody after all.

He's rather light if ya ask me.

Do Bernie Mac is a Darkie. That'll work.

His primary color, though, is green.

My son is a huge Will Smith fan. And y'know what? Will hasn't ever given me a reason to have any issues with that. More power to 'im.

Well, there was Wild Wild West...

(Though Smith has recovered nicely from his mistake in thinking that was a better film choice than doing The Matrix...)

Good points. If I was going to hate anyone for anything, it would be WWW. He's recovered very nicely.

And really, HE wasn't terrible in WWW. In fact I don't know if there was any, one thing that was terrible about that film. It was more of a "perfect storm" of terrible-ness.

[OK. The steam powered giant mechanical spider was terrible.]

^ It's really symbolic of a much greater psycho-social disconnect between the military industrial organism and the innate longing for a return to the hunter-gatherer phase of the writer's deeply hidden kharmic race memories.