The art of the steakhouse

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  1. The Flashlight

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  2. bryce

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    Beef.

    It's what's for dinner.
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    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Rare...bloody a dripping...is the ONLY proper and manly way to prepare a steak.

    Anything else, and you are just ruining good meat.

    Kill it, and drag it over a warm sidewalk.

    :bergman:
  4. JUSTLEE

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    Where's the beef?
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    Many of the finer steak restaurants I've been to won't even COOK a steak over medium-well. And they get a little uppity if you order it over medium.
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    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Yeah, according to Anthony Bourdain, if you order it well done, they will usually give you the crappiest piece of meat they can find.

    It might be a snobish slight to the customer, and it may be that they just figure you won't notice or care since you are cremating it anyway.

    Or both.
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    screw the salad - i've always considered it kind of cruel, in that your sticking what the damn cow ate next to a tasty slice of it corpus - taunting its spirit if you will.

    i like my steak with baked beans and a hefty dollop of melted mature cheese. the cheese can have jalopenos and chives to taste if i'm so inclined.

    the sign of a good steak is to leave an unflushable turd in the bowl the next day, one of such heft and intractability it requires a battle royale with the bog brush to shift and ought to inspire a klingon opera or two.
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  10. MikeH92467

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    Tampa has one of the legendary ones: Bern's Steakhouse. Not only superbly prepared steaks, but a wine list about the size of the New York phonebook and an in house desert room.

    An amazing dining experience.

    We also have a Shula's steakhouse and a Ruth's Chris!
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    Thanks for that image...I've lost my appetite now.
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    I actually like steak and a salad, I find they balance each other out. Especially how the vinegar in a salad cuts through the fat in a steak.

    But there's a place in Tucson that basically serves only steak, cowboy style, w/beans...and think maybe they have baked potatoes, and that's good too.

    When I grill steak at home sometimes, I often make some ranch beans to go with it, but I think steak w/cheese and beans is a pretty heavy dish, and not one I'd eat very often.

    Yummy, but way too heavy for me to have more than a few times a year.

    Yeah, I know, I'm a lightweight. But I like meat and veggies. :shrug:

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    If I did put cheese on a steak, it'd likely be something pretentious and gay like blue cheese...

    :bergman:

    Although, I've eaten Mexican carne with queso before...it's great, but again, not something I eat very often...
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    This thread is significant largely due to the phrases "Klingon Opera" and "Hefty Dollop" appearing in the same post. :borg:
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  15. Midnight Funeral

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    Ack. Talking about steaks and thick cuts of red meat always makes me hungry.
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    I made chicken-fried steak last night. THAT was tasty.