Medical students get the most sex - math nerds are virgins!

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  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=510332&in_page_id=1770


    Could it be that the reason med students get the most tail is because gold-digging women throw themselves at future doctors for the financial security?
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  2. The Exception

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    I'm curious as to where art students stand in this study, because I've always heard that art school people are the most promiscuous.
  3. Cervantes

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    You heard right. :bergman:
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    That is some simpleminded shit. Throw yourself at a future doctor that might make some money 10 yrs from now. :jayzus:

    Your worldview is fucked.
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  5. The Flashlight

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    So what's your explanation?
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    They are cool and the others are not. Simple.

    They drink and party. The others don't.
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    Men who know anatomy inside out are fun. :ramen:
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  8. The Flashlight

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    Talk about simplistic.

    I guess math nerds don't know how to party. :drunkfriends:
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    Not the ones I've met, no.
  10. The Exception

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    You've never met anyone from Michigan Tech then.
  11. MiniBorg

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    Medics have so much work, they go out and get ratarsed. It's a work hard play hard mentality. They're just as bad as the Rugby lot.

    Otherwise, lower amount of contact hours (i.e. hours you're in university) = more likely to go out and have sex
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    1- shock horror the daily mail is reporting that more sex=bad results! :soma:

    2- I would say your explanation is flawed. Reality is that maths type folk are wierd nerds. Doctors tend to me normal, intelligent outgoing people. Also, I have shagged a couple of female med students and from that I reckon they are just as 'gagging for it' as their male colleagues. Basically, outgoing intelligent people get sex.
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    Thankfully, in my life I've managed to mostly avoid meeting anyone from Michigan period.

    People who show you where they're from by pointing to their palms are inherently incapable of being cool :bergman:
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    It's just cuz the med students have access to the antibiotics...
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    I have been told from various sources that even post college, when we are talking adults in their careers, that hospital staffs are still the most sexually freaky crowd out there. Apparently, there's a whole lot of use being made of those "empty" beds....
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    As opposed to Floridians dropping trou?
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    That's why the average wait time in ERs is going up steadily.
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    Psychology majors have better taste- they get less sex, but they pick better partners! :soma:
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    Only on South Breach! :soma:
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    Are you joking? They don't even eat pussy.
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    Don't forget the ketamine darts.


    :unsure:


    Dental students get pretty freaky too. Probably for the same reason that miniborg mentioned.

    At various points, I've probably made out with at least 6 of the girls in my class.

    Two of those were in the same night.

    We invite strippers over for birthday parties and the girls dress rather slutty at our frat Halloween parties.

    Actually we often joke about how the med students across the street from us are generally rather homely. Sadly, the med students will agree with us.

    On the other hand, it kind of sucks because I know I will meet a lot of girls who will only be interested in me for my money.

    Damn gold diggers...
  27. The Original Faceman

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    I wonder why 1L girls are so horny and will fuck anything that moves. Stress? Loneliness? The prospect of a two income household made up of attorneys?
  28. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I've been hit on by law students in bars a couple times over the past few years. Just goes to show you-

    1. Lawyers are dumber than they look, and;

    2. They have trouble taking a fucking hint.

    Because me wafting the wedding ring in front of my nose didn't work, and when I started telling jokes about 'killing all the lawyers', or '100 law students at the bottom of the pool', they just titttered, said they'd heard those before, and kept at me. Thought I was going to have to coyote arm myself right there in the bar in front of innocent bystanders. So I'll buy Face's theory of stressed and lonely, because I'm not pretty enough to get hit on in bars very often. Of course, ironically enough, sometimes a wedding ring attracts 'em like nothing else. Probably the 'safe' factor. :marathon: