Elmo has gone to the Dark Side: Makes Death Threats to Children

Do you think "Chucky" had anything to do with this?

Have you met his brother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRNYG_xM2U

I always knew Elmo was a bit "off." It's those giggling, ticklish types...

Kill James.low: Wheeeeeeee!!!!
Of course Elmo is evil.

I hear it was that slut Dora that broke his heart and sent him on his downward spiral.

Maybe this is the great granchild of Ricardo Montalban?

Now the real question, is the Elmo doll up running around the house at night, examining the kitchen knives?

We've got the "Elmo's Potty Time" book. You press the button and it says different 'potty time' phrases. One of the buttons - well, I never could figure out what it was saying, but it wasn't saying what it was supposed to be saying anyway.

One day, the older boy (24 years old at the time) was over and the two year old (at the time) was playing with the book. Jimi hit that button and Marc looked at me in shock, "You've got that book?'

"What book?" I asked.

Apparently, he'd heard on the news that Fisher price had to recall a bunch of books that were saying 'Uh oh, time to die'.

I think someone at the Elmo factory has been drinking again.

She did, and then he saved a bunch of money by switching his car insurance to GEICO.

Somewhere, Jhonen Vasquez is laughing his ass off.

I was hanging out with some friends tonight and they (poorly) told this story.

I thought they were on crack.

Just because the story is true doesn't mean they weren't however...

Elmo knows where you live!!