Pandora's Box?

Where'd it go?

between her legs, where it always is

If Pandora wants you to know, she'll tell you.

What exactly are your intentions with my box? O-o

*loads shotgun*

No, seriously, where did it go?

Why do you want to know?

Pandora's Box...






Is that anything like Prince Albert's can?

Most assuredly NOT like Uncle "princess" Albert's can, mOObs, nor mangina!!

Pandora's box is a treasure to be troved... a honey of a pot!

I have no idea.

Cause I want to rag on the noobies.

I have it with me at all times.


It's full of Turkey's stash. >.>

I hope it's in Tupperware!

It sucked so it left.

pictures to cum

Serious?

So what happens to people who just registered? They can post without consequence?

Registered in Oct. '07. 576 posts.

You ARE a noob.

And also a cat that's both alive and dead at the same time.

Some German dude and his friend Wigner have been looking for that.

Oh right.

So when does one get out of the noob status?

12,500 posts.

You and most of the other recently-joined members will always be noobs.

Then there's a window of about five posts before the starts accusing you of spending all your time here because you have no life.

Well screw you and the rest of the non-noobs.

If you don't have a join date sometime from 2004 you're a noob.

Early 2004.

Bryce is the only noob who is no longer a noob.

Bryce is cool. The other noobs....not so cool.

Pandora's Box? It's resting in a crate next to the Ark...

NOOOOOOOB!!!

And worse still.....you're from Canada.

Not necessarily. There's always the more direct approach to increasing one's experience on wordforge relative to that of the posting population as a whole:

:erimg:

Kinda like how Kirk got promoted via rampant assassination in Mirror Universe Trek.