Only in Japan

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  1. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    From here

    :rofl:

    God bless those crazy, fucked up Japanese!

    :rofl:
  2. K.

    K. Sober

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    :P
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  3. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    :lol::rofl::cool:

    I wonder what the Chinese think about this :blush:
  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    There's an Asian penis joke in there somewhere.... :garamet:
  5. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Toss some kaiju in there, and I think you might have a winner.
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  6. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Anna agrees: What's Kaiju? :huh:

    Kaiju is the Japanese term for their Giant Monster movies, Godzilla, (Gojira if you prefer), Gamera and the like.

    What with all the giant penises, it seemed, appropriate. :P
  7. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh, Kaiju. God, I heard that word no less than twice an episode when I was watching "Cardcaptor Sakura" last summer. I just never saw it spelled out in Roman letters. :doh:

    Thanks, though.
  8. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    I remember seeing a Insomniac special where Dave Attel went to this festival a few years back. Hilarious :cool:
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    All this worship and the Penis God still hasn't.....blessed the Asian men, so to speak. :(

    Or maybe the men are so....lacking, because they cut some off as a sacrifice to the Penis God. :(
  10. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    Inuyasha has giant penis sword!

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  11. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    A few years back, my friend went to Tibet to one of the monastaries. He tells of them tying weights to their tools and doing penis curls. :lol:
  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So that's Ramen's secret... :unsure:
  13. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    That may be phallic in some sense, but it's a far cry from a penis.

    ...Unless someone circumcized the hell out of it.
  14. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Isn't that what "phallic" means? :unsure:
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  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I believe at least half of the American electorate worshipped a giant penis during the last Presidential election.
  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    proportionately speaking, if that pecker was an inch in diameter, it'd only be about 3" long...
  17. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Remind us again about that quaint Limey Maypole dance....;)
  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ah yes, but only about 00000000000.1% of our population actually does that crap any more!:P
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  19. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Touche'.

    Does anybody know if the Washington Monument has balls? :unsure:
  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    nope.

    it's a eunuch.
  21. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    The Dept. of Agriculture bldg and the National Museum of American History.

    Also, once again, what the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?
  22. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  23. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    How did you get that picture of my last trip to Japan?
  24. Scruff

    Scruff ↓ dn ʎɐm

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    Only in Japan indeed....:wtf:

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    I've developed coulrophobia since watching that :cry: