Ohio rocks!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by enlisted person, Jul 31, 2008.

  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Many hot girls here that do not think they are God's gift. Met a few at the hotel,met some at the training, met some at restaurants. I went to a place called the pub at the green and there were hotties there serving food and just there in general. We also went to a place called cheeks and it was a "gentlemans club" and the girls there were awesome. My friend got some lap dances but I just enjoyed the shows. Had one gal sit on my lap, put her breasts in my face and kiss my neck. Dear god I am only human. I turned all offers down. I don't think my wife appreciates just how much I love her. Anyways, I feel good. Had many beers and the smell of cheap perfume and all, but Ohio is not a bad place to be. Note....Tamar I am not bitching.
  2. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Better wash those clothes before you go home. :diablo:
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  4. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Fuck that...don't wash them, and make her wonder.

    When she asks, just say casually "Oh, huh...I didn't notice..." and walk away.
  5. Ramen

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    Wow, a bunch of strippers were being nice to you.

    How many times did you visit the atm?
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    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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  7. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    Ohio sucks!
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  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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  10. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    None. I only bought the expensive beer.
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Yeah but wait until, during a moment of weakness, you take one of the hotties back to your room, begin to undress her, and as you slide your hands up her skirt you get a handful of fire hose. Then you'll be bitching......or then again maybe you wont?
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  12. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Yes it does.

    I live just outside of Cincinnati, and I enjoy it greatly.

    Darkest_Noir and I have been wanting to orchestrate our first WordForge RL meeting with one of you fine Forgers, but no one ever seems to be in or around Cincinnati.
  13. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Well, they do have Cedar Point at least.
  14. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Them are fightin' words! :mad:
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    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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  16. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    I'm from the Cleveland area. It rocks more than the rest of the state.
  17. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I just passed through there yesterday afternoon. I was just south of Dayton all week. I only met up with a friend from a British car website, no WFer would offer to meet. I went to a killer restaurant called El Meson. It is Columbian but the food and women and latin beat are awesome. You should go to that one. It has won many awards.
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Cuyahauga County?
  19. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    Nah! Columbus is the hotspot of Ohio! :chili:

    :P
  20. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Well, at least you weren't in Toledo.
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  21. Chiroptera

    Chiroptera Fresh Meat

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    Interesting scandal you're having there with the FBI raiding the offices and homes of some powerful politicians. An Ohio friend is a politics junkie and sent me a url. I can't believe that huge pol hasn't had a massive heart attack by now. What a :shitstorm: