The South is irredeemably shit. Give up already.

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  1. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Dudes, you lost the war like over a hundred years ago.


    Now you are just the butt of pathetic inbreeding jokes.


    Like my dead grandpa's penis, you will NEVER "rise again".


    :zodiac:

    :ramen:


    (I'm gonna get SO neg-repped for this... :pwease: )
     
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  2. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    South Bronx?

    South Dakota?

    Lower, Slower Delaware?

    South America?
     
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  3. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    The food is better.

    They win.
     
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  4. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Oh, you'll know exactly which South when the carpet neg-repping begins on my ass... :crawl:
     
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Grits? Puh-LEEEZ!
     
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  6. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    What's your version of Tex-Mex? Jersey-Canuck?
     
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  7. ancharbro

    ancharbro Fresh Meat

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    Yes, our growing Southern economy is a sure sign that we will never rise again.
     
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  8. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Philly Cheese Steaks.

    And the fish is better in Canada.

    But overall, the South still wins. :bergman:
     
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    Yeah. The south is so bad business' are moving there.
     
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    [YT="How The South Lost The War"]VQZCoA_T_zM[/YT]
     
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  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Chevy's!
    But I can't play, 'cause that shit gives me heartburn. And, like, tastes like crap.
     
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    I'm thinking casseroles. :D
     
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  13. evenflow

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    Forbin, I get the impression that skim milk would give you heartburn. ;)
     
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  14. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    The waitresses are better down south. Northern waitresses don't call you "honey" or "dear".
     
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  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    It gives me a little gas... which always leads to heartburn.
    :(
     
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  16. Lt. Mewa

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    What's wrong with 'mack' or 'pal'? :shrug:
     
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  17. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    They do at Hooters.
     
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    I don't want a waitress at some truck stop calling me "Pal". :unsure:
     
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    Yeah, I'm going to neg someone for admitting to trolling me, and who has a good sense of humor. :spaceturk::P
     
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  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Did you know that an ice-cold glass of milk can give you a quick heart attack on a hot day?
     
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    "Old" America is becoming increasingly irrelevant. :bergman:
     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    MythBusters need to check that out!
     
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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I gotta try that sometime!

    Wait...
     
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    All I know as one of those 'carpet bagging yankee sons of a bitch' is that the only way you will get me to move out of south in general and Florida specifically is in a pine box




    unless someone is dangling a salary in front of me with lots of zeros in it to the left of the decimal
     
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  25. IndigoTiger

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    I live in the south....but I've always been told that I don't really belong here. I'm very much from the north. Inside and out.

    (family's from the north, so it's in my blood.lol)
     
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  26. Lt. Mewa

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    Don't worry. They call the fags 'sweetie'.
     
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  27. voyagergrl27

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    Which "south" part are you referring to? Southerners in general? If that's the case, kiss my ass cause I happen to be VERY southern and damn proud of it too! :D I'm almost redneck-ish cause I do and say rednecky things sometimes.
     
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  28. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Yep, this one's from the south. Too dumb to read the OP. :nyer:
     
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  29. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You flunked history, so who the fuck are you to say anything?
     
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    Yeah, Maine Lobster really blows. No one wants any of that shit. :jayzus:
     
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