Because if one truly is devoted to making it more difficult for children to read tales of masturbation then the Red Room is the ultimate stage to make a stand. What better place to deliver the anti-easy access to masturbation logs for young adults core message: Thou shalt move this thread to a forum where it would be a tad more difficult to access! If you refuse then I shall leave and never return again! Gotta admit it all adds up to make one powerfully clear point: happiebunnie1313 is leaving Wordforge and more than likely her crusade will have her abandoning more and more BBSs. I'd imagine eventually her strategy will evolve to avoiding the internet all together. Then truly the world will have learned its lesson, if the price of being online is the possibility that children may read about somebody throwing a couple of knuckle children into sock then it is indeed too high a price to pay. We should probably ban socks too, just to be safe.
I got a question for you guys... Do you stop masturbation when you have a girlfriend/wife/significant other? If you do, it seems to give the woman waaay too much power over you. Like she is your only form of release, and you have to do everything she says. Maybe this is why I feel so out of control and helpless in relationships.
The only rule I've ever heard associated with masturbating while in a relationship is that you are not allowed to fantasize about your significant other.
^Hell no! What else am I gonna do for the other 23hours, 57minutes & 30 seconds of the day I am not having sex!?
I'm glad i wasn't the only one. Anyhow back to the tales of the USS Jerkoff on it's mission to cum in strange new places. Bunnie there is nothing wrong with the thread it's just a joke one, go look up the 2000 page thread on trekbbs.
Well of course, that number includes time to undress, and foreplay. The rest of the time, I think about baseball.
No, but I do try to cut back on the frequency when I think she'll be in the mood. I like to save up something special for her. Plus, cutting back helps me to cum quicker when I'm with her. She gets kinda tired after 20-30 minutes of hard-core jackhammering (don't worry ladies, I make sure she gets hers first, IYKWIM ).
22 Aug 08 7:01am Woe up 20 minutes earlier to defecate. Unable to get back to sleep, retrieved clean sock from top drawer and went back to bed. Fantasized about red-headed, virginal ex. Developed minor leg cramps. Total time: ~2 minutes.
Next time I'm shopping, I must remember to pick up a box of kleenex. Nothing kills the mood quicker than panic fumbling with elastic.
8/22/08 3:30am thought about her breathing, her curvy hips in those silly boy undies, teasing her when she's got that look in her eyes, stripping her completely naked...clothes, jewelry, insecurity...everything, bending her over that picnic table in the rain, ice on her thighs, that melting feeling, love bites. from movie type fantasy to random bursts of thought and sensation and back again more times than i can remember. total time: 2 hours, 15 minutes number of orgasms: i honestly cannot remember. oh, and happie.....i have to wonder why you're all upset about this of all things. compared to a good majority of the topics in this room, a masturbation log is pretty dang tame, IMHO. Tis just supposed to be silly. speaking of which, i guess i didn't really follow the trend, eh? meh - fuck it. i wanted to be included, and i don't have any messy socks or anything.
Besides, if your boyfriend is offended at the sight of a masturbation thread, there's a very good chance he's gay.
Not only no, but hell no. Quite frankly, I haven't been in a relationship yet that I've been able to get sex once a day, and that's what the required cut off point would be. Plus sometimes its good to fantasize about someone else for a change.
Okay, it looks like English, but those last couple words make no sense at all! Oh, BTW, WTF is up w/ Ramen and using the clean socks all the time? What, ya got not Kleenex or TP to use? And if you *must* use a sock, why not an already dirty one?
Dang, I think this might be the first time someone ran themselves off Wordforge! Heck, even TBBS had a really long masturbation thread years and years ago in TNZ... and that was before it was a private room. Ah well. If you don't want your delicate sensibilities offended there are plenty of other boards out there. I must agree with the original post though. Luikin is a definite hottie. A couple of the diver chicks are pretty nice too.
Sometimes we have to encourage each other to give palmela and h-andy a little attention when circumstances and time won't allow us to play the rocky mountain ridgeback game.
