Just another day in the Religion of Peas...

The Gospel According to Mrs. Pauls

"And thus Noah led the vegetables (two of each kind according to their tastiness) into the freezer, which was 4.6 cubic cubits and did defrost of it's own accord."

"Forty days did the peas linger (in a bag, marked with the Holy Symbol P so that Noah's offspring would not confuse them with the carrots and corn) until Noah's wife plucked them out of their slumber, and thrust them into the boiling water."

There is only one Pod, and the Jolly Green Giant is his prophet.

"And whoever of you helps the least of my Korndom (the one who is called Little Sprout) it shall be as if they totally did me a solid."

"Lo, I warn you of a false prophet claiming to be The Giant, and you shall know him by the number HH-35, and he hath great lifting powers...
his wings are rotary, not fixed."

Does my blender even have a "whirl" setting?

What do you have when you have two large green balls in the palm of your hand?

The Jolly Green Giants undivided attention.