I'm drunk... and bored.

Yep... I'm by myself tonight. To try and keep DUIs down the geniuses at Batt decided Friday PT should be a killer. Last friday it was an hour and half of flipping airplane tires up Engineers Bluff. This week we were in full kit pushing a HMMWV up it for an hour and a half... and when people fell out, throw them in the back of the fucking truck...



So here I am alone, drunk, and with heating pads on my back, ask away.

What a bunch of grunts, but you guys get by with murder. Get caught DUI, or on a drug bust in the Air Force and you are gone.

I'm drunk and bored as well. I've lost interest in video games and the internet is starting to bore me.

...So my next stop is porn.

I'm sober and bored and its a long time till 8am and I get off work. I need a break from correcting engineers at the wee hours of the morning. Things seem to be in good shape now after a bit of major rewiring, now I just have to watch things operate over several hours and check on them on occasion.

Is this some new unique gay code language?

No Mewa, its just the Army mentality. They expect everyone else to know thier code words and acronyms even though they haven't a clue what they mean. Hey, I should be at home drinking. I just heard Wachovia is going under and I got some savings there

Get by? Fuck ************ got away scot free! FUCKING JURY MEMBERS CAME UP AND SHOOK HIS HAND AFTER THE TRIAL!



First off, he got lucky that the WA state labs got busted falsifying certificates on their breathalizers. They weren't actually calibrating them, but instead just signing the forms. WASC threw out all breathalizer results for over a year.

When I heard that on talk radio I immediately called ***********and told him not to plead out but lawyer up.

When he decided to go to court at first they offered just Reckless Driving. He said fuck it, go for gold mother fucker!


First trial ended in a mistrial when the cop mentioned the breathalizer when on the stand. Judge immediately called mistrial.

Second time around they didn't mention it. When he was on the stand:

"So why were you driving without your lights on?"

"I was a driver in Iraq and over there you don't drive with White Lights, so I guess I was just in the habit."

"Why did you completely fail the roadside sobriety test? As the dashcam video shows you were stumbling all over the road."

"I was in Weapons Squad so alot of the time we had the Snipers attached to us. On Hiafa Sgt ******** was shooting the Barret right beside me and I didn't have any ear pro. My inner ear was damaged and I have almost no sense of balance."


BULLSHIT!!!!


THEY SHOOT HIS FUCKING HAND!!! SHOOK HIS HAND!!!

DUI - Driving Under the Influence (driving drunk)

PT - Physical Training (working out in the mornings)

HMMWV - High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (Hummer)



Better?

Why would that be an automatic mistrial?

I was right. Hummer.

B/c the WA Supreme Court had previously ruled that since all breathalizer results in a certain time frame were inadmissalbe as evidence, said results couldn't even be mentioned.

I don't get it. Are your upset the guy won his case?

I think we got 70/30 of making it 7 in a row. I haven't seen all ya'lls games though. What are your throughs?

WHAT?!?!? Why would I think that?!?!? Dudes in my fucking Platoon!



I think it's fucking hilarious/awesone! What gave you another impression?!?! :huH:

Who is (name deleted)?

All that stuff about 'they shook his hand' and a claim of 'bullshit' concerning his testimony.

(Joke reference to name deleted)

(Graphic relating to name deleted)

Oh, awesome!!!

I... What?

(Joke reference to name deleted)

Edit: FUCK!! Shooter beat me to it!

^
Too slow.

By seconds.

You don't think it's fucking hilarious that not only did he get out of the civilian court case (and thus the Article 15/loss of time/loss of rank/loss of money/loss of Post driving priveledges that went along with it) but that the freakin' Jury came up, shook his hand and thanked him for his service.....



Edit:

He was never a driver. He was always AG.


We gotta go through all sorts of medical screenings coming back, both mental and physical. None of the three hearing exams he had since redeploying showed any loss compared to predeployment.

Thus:


Bullshit!

Yep. Bama sucks.


Just checking... heard ya'll might have a team this year. Forgott they were all slinging coke.

Clearly, that was not in evidence. Dude said all the right stuff to sway the jury. Nothing to have a laughing fit over.

Slinging coke. Wow! Haven't heard that slang this decade.

I really don't get these threads.

I think I shall start one of my own.


No I won't.

Jesus Christ!


No Shit Sherlock! I know he got away!







And you don't think completely bullshiting your way out of conviction and then having members of the jury come up and shake your hand, thanking you for your service is pretty fucking funny?!?!?!

Let me guess, haven't gone skiing in over a decade either, no?

I guess ya had to be there. Snort! Ha!