The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less...

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  1. JohnM

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    I have learned some awful news tonight from one of my contacts within the resistance.

    Nasa is launching an emergency mission and sending a probe to get more details.

    If the solar winds die then the Earth dies.

    The truth will never be known until its too late to do anything about it.

    Nasa will cover this up and make it look like nothing is wrong.


    :(
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Post a link. :rolleyes:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    :unuts:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Quick! The solar wind is dying! What do you want to do about it?!?

    I figure if we had 100 years and converted all industry on Earth to making hydrogen bombs and a rocket powerful enough to carry a million of 'em to the sun, then we should be able to create an explosion on the surface of the sun large enough that it might register on our sunspot photos. :rofl:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    John! You should have been like the little boy who knew the earth was going to be destroyed, but instead prophesied love and peace. :)
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I blame global warming.

    And Tom Cruise.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I can take early retirement next year, so that gives me 9 years to [-]drink[/-] um, spend, my pension fund. :diacanu:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    I don't think there's anything we can do about it.

    The solar winds are moving at 1 million miles an hour.


    Picard couldn't even fix this. We're fucked.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Cool. Let's fuck. :thecadre:

    :fun: :fun:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Hey, I can cash out at the bank and join you.
     
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    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Who cares. :shrug:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Well, I like cock and I live in Oklahoma, so I hope I'm a girl.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I hope you are too ;)
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Well with no solar wind that means mars will be able to hold on to an atmosphere.

    So i'm not seeing a downside here.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Maybe we can make up for the lack of winds with burning more fossil fuels and making the earth warmer and more like a green house :) A Hummer in every garage.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I like what you're saying and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Anyone else think we should offer JohnM as a sacrifice to the Sun God to set things right? :bergman:
     
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  19. JohnM

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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.


    It will also be nuked by deadly solar radiation.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    MoulinRouge can we go ahead and fuck now? :calli:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    This is dumb even by TEH Naba's standards.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Soo nothing new then..
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    This reminds me, I need to pick up a box of tin foil while I'm out tomorrow.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Either that or you have a thing for chickens. :soholy:
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Yup. This thread is full of foil.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Meh...
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I can't believe it. I haven't gotten a single PM yet. :(
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    I'd like to go on a secret mission with Robin Meade.
     
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    Re: The Sun's heliosphere is SHRINKING!! The Earth will be dead in 10 years or less.

    Really? I'm knee-deep in love with Alisyn Camerota from Fox News -
    we can double date! :cool:
     
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